Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mom, for Pete's sake, okay, I'm not, ha-ha-ha, stressed out about it.
...flashes of anger.
- Ow! - Oh, no, no.
Put it on the application for college.
Yeah, she's, uh, not picking up the phone, so, uh...
Slam?
Oh, Freddie, Freddie, you have been so very, very naughty.
If Fred doesn't deliver all those presents by sunrise...
- Oh, Nick. - Ha-ha-ha-ha. How's things there, Fred?
Yeah, yeah. I can- I can see that.
- What's going on? - This guy's working without papers.
- ...but I'm doing the best I can. - Oh, yeah, no, no, no...
Done, done.
...than it is to keep one.
...breaking and entering, staring at little children...
Spin it. Spin it.
...bam! Stamp him "Naughty."
I am sorry to rush you, but we have to keep Santa on schedule...
Come along now.
...this is where they're gonna come, Leon. It means everything to me. Please.
Five thousand dollars?
Oh, well, fine, fine. You know, business is crazy...
Get ahold of yourself. Take a breath. Stop swinging at me. Will you calm down?
And I promised to be the best big brother in the world.
Mm-hm. There we go. Alrighty.
But I could control being Bill Clinton's brother.
...asking for what they want for Christmas.
He puts on a big red suit...
You stamp them "Nice."
Okay, see, I'm not gonna do that. I can't actually do that.
Uh, I'm Santa Claus' brother.
I fear that I had a very incorrect...
I was working for the People Help People charity organization.
Now that you've got Alec's attention, Stephen, what do you wanna tell him?
You know what, save it.
Where's the synergy? Don't get it.
No, I can assure you, he's fine.
...misguided understanding...
That's a biggie. It's disappointing. And that would be strike one.
Your continued existence at the North Pole...
When Blitzen learned to f--? Why don't I know this story?
All over the world, children are writing to Santa...
To the snow globe!
Don't be a cheerleader for Santa Claus. Think about it, watch the angles.
That's sunrise, and that's game over.
- Oh, you all right? - Ow.
The thing about it was that I bought those French books on tape.
Kind of important you pick up right now. Are you at the restaurant?
Bring it. Bring it right now.
That's all right--
It's ridiculous for anybody to expect that kind of thing. No.
- He did? - He'd try and take a run-- yeah.
Can you change that again, please?
Bring all that green goodness that you have on and bring it right up on me.
You did it.
Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! Everybody loves Christmas!
Bring up Fred Claus from earlier today, please.
- I bet that's what they called you. - I don't know what you're talk--
- Hmm... - He's perfect.
Samuel Gibbons, Chicago, Illinois.
Come on, now, that massage chair, that looked very, very expensive.
Wanda, can you buzz me in? It's Fred.
- My name is Fred Claus. - Hi, Fred.
...you got some advice a while back, and I think it was a little off.
You got the same thing playing all the time. Let's liven it up! Let's get dancing.
I didn't want to become first brother, especially for the rest of my life.
That's it. Keep rolling. There's no rules. I like it.
Yeah, you're right. You shouldn't tell me, then.
It's good to know. Thank you, Willie.
Put it on.
But to be honest with you, my chi...really strong right now.
- Break it up! Break it up! - Get off!
You're gonna get hooked on that.
- Oh. - You seem upset.
Good, all right. I gotta hustle, because I gotta meet somebody right now, okay?
- I'm a saint, sweetheart. - Tough love.
- Aah! Aah! - That's it.
- There you go! You got it, Fred! - Yeah.
I don't know how to dance. I don't know the steps.
But your pal, Fred.
- What are you talking about? - He's in here.
It is, but, Fred, that's not what the kids asked for.
...Nicholas grew more generous, and eventually...
...we gotta make as many presents as we can in the next 10 hours.
Oh. Ah.
What the heck's going on around here? Little elves. You can't trust them at all.
Love is so complicated.