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It's a very weak choice. It makes you look weak.
Well, baseball bats and Hula-Hoops it is, then.
Do you really think Henry needs a journal with the name "Nicholas" on the cover?
Look, whatever you're trying to do with me here's not gonna work.
What's wrong?
This space we're standing in right now, in three months' time...
The door was locked, so I decided to drop down the chimney. What fun.
...the nerve center of the entire operation, Fred.
It's gonna be close.
For me.
- I'm not through with this. - I can't take it anymore.
...you're wasting your time. Let's go.
Thank you. Ho, ho, ho, ho.
Frederick. We're having a family intervention.
- That's unbelievable. - Okay, Mom.
And last year, we barely made it. Want cookie.
Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me with the "Santa Claus" again?
...and I know this is gonna be tough for you to hear...
Come on!
- Unh! - Listen to me, calm it down a little.
If we go to Bonsai Palace, it's gonna exist? It's gonna be there?
What kind of party are you dudes throwing?
Only a Claus can deliver the presents.
It all starts with a kid and a letter.
- What that mean? - Get your mind out of the gutter.
I can't, Fred.
Yeah.
Of course you can. You're great on that sleigh.
The efficiency expert arrives in 15 minutes.
Well, actually, who am I kidding, this is a fantastic moment for me.
You slick-talking, fast-talking punk.
Now, you got short arms, which is good...
Growing child demands and increasingly complicated toy making...
Shalam. Shaloobi.
So good luck with your brother, if he even exists.
Oh, no, no, yeah, welcome, welcome.
It's okay. Just get up calmly.
Fred, it's 4:15.
That's Not LTC S
Of course you do. I'm sure he does the same for you.
- I'm okay, but so you know, I-- - Hold on a second, Fred.
This thing is very easy.
Ah, well, that sounds like it's gonna be dandy.
Considering what?
I wouldn't have known that.
Well, now, we are not here to give every child every toy that they want.
That French is yours, that's a part of you, no one can take that away.
...so now we're gonna bring it inside the house and put presents under it.
Done.
You know, you see these people, uh, after work...
Don't pay your bills again. Next time I'll come and take your wife from you.
All right, that's enough, all right! You and I got a problem!
- Twenty-second. - Two-two.
- Can you believe this guy? - Okay. Come on.
You gotta always look out for yourself.
So you fell down, big deal.
Come on, boy. Hi.
I know, I know, but...
- Hey, Fred? - Hey.
...Nicholas managed to make...
I don't think that's a good idea, me and you to be with each other.
- Good luck. I can't take it. - It'll rain in London, you won't be happy--
Do you guys mind giving me just a moment alone with my brother here?
Look, it gives me no great pleasure to have to say this, but--
I am not stressed out.
You gotta be open to someone trying to give...
Rock me with some paper. Dig deeper.
Come on, let's loosen it up in here!
What the heck is Mom doing in the house, huh?
...and then you took me gambling on a riverboat in Indiana.
Emma Short.
See you in the morning.
- I want you to review those files, okay? - Yeah.
...did you have an older gentleman ask you out on a date?
God. Okay, Donnie. It's one song that's being played over and over and over again.
- That's not Alec! - All right.
Oh, boy.
I'm excited we're gonna be able to hang out as brothers.
Well, what exactly am I trying?
We can't have any type of problems, anymore, okay?
- Ha. - Your brother has flown...
I mean, because this isn't funny to all of us here in the group.
The Travel Experts?
I'm Roger, I'm a recovering sibling.
- Isn't it amazing? - I think it's absolutely amazing.
He's got a bigger reach than you, Bob.
Freddie, I'm mad at you. No, I'm seriously mad at you.
Snap those reins, we gotta get this thing in the air! Tell the guys to get up!
Katherine Tibbett.