Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She doesn't remember my name?
I'm sick of it. This little tree's gonna get some light.
Maybe that's a place where I could jump in, share what's going on with me.
North Pole, this is Christmas One.
Okay. We're on it.
North Pole, this is Christmas One, go ahead.
Nicholas, where are you going?
Okay.
He is not.
What's happening? Ow! Aah! Stop it!
Chirp-Chirp never returned.
No. No, actually, I don't.
All right, come here a second.
No one's slept in that bunk for 100 years.
In the 1800s, for example, children rarely asked for more than one item...
Oh, I forgot my gloves.
Hey, Donnie. DJ Donnie.
Wait, Stephen...
Wanda, are you there?
Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! Everybody loves--
I didn't take any of the files out of the room. I never got to the S's.
- Thanks. - Thank you.
I would've happily sent the sleigh.
Good luck finding your way in the dark without a candle, Freddie.
Look, this is probably none of my business...
It's time.
It's all puny and misshapen because it's just bending and twisting...
Night, Frosty. See you tomorrow.
Merry Christmas, Fred.
I'm not going in there, Nick, because I don't visit with Mom...
The little tree that refuses to grow right.
And eventually, he stopped thinking and he flew.
...so, uh, we'd better get a move on here.
Go ahead. Would you like to take a turn now?
Mr. Northcutt.
Well, I hope you're happy with yourself, Fred.
It was wrong of me not to give you that gift, Clyde.
Hey there, give me a hug. You gorgeous leopard. Meow.
Yeah.
I'm gonna need you to turn the power back on, Superman.
So all you gotta do is have fun, let me know I can have fun...
Fred, I have a bad feeling about this.
Isn't That Wonderful
Merry Christmas, Santa.
- ...I'm gonna kill him with kindness. - No, no, no, you don't have to.
And you know what?
If you're waiting for me to sing "The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow" on the way...
They get jumpy. They gotta make sure nothing happens to me.
But as I told you before, this is a story about Fred.
Look, guys...
That's not Alec.
Santa got it for me for Christmas last year.
...shutting you down.
You can't count on anyone, Slam.
- I said no. - Donnie, change the song.
...it'll be the lightning quick dude with the big yellow things in his hands. Dig it?
- Orange bicycle for Molly Gordon. - Put her through.
- Do you know what you're doing? - Uh...
Okay.
- That's not Alec! - That's not Alec.
...this entire operation will be shut down permanently.
Fred, will you go home right this minute.
And the way your whole family treats you.
The smoothest sailing.
Oh, no. I totally spaced out. Look, I got a quarter right here.
That would be strike two.
Yeah, can be.
And he is one strike away from shutting me down.
Naughty, even.
That must make you feel bad, having people argue with you.
What the hell was that?
Mr. Claus, I'm a 45-year-old man, I'm not--
I get it. We're two brothers talking now, I know where you're coming from.
Good night, Fred.
- You cause problems. - Sweetie--
- You put the feet off the thing. - Oh. My bad.
Let her know that you're ready for fun, and you are not gonna apologize for it.
Once they're sorted, the letters come straight to the Toy Factory.
- No, listen to me-- - I am through with this relationship.
...and last page, Fred does not go to dinner. The End.
That's all that counts. That's what counts.
...because I don't know where I'll be.
Hey, sweetheart, I know you're home!
You're gonna deliver the presents. Willie can deliver the presents.
- Good night, Charlene. - Good night, uh...
Let's go, Willie.
Don't tell that to this guy. I had to go on a yoga retreat.
Take a tour, there, Mr. Northcutt. Ho, ho, ho, ho.
It's important to Santa that every child feels taken care of.
Ah, that last stint in jail has sharpened that rapier wit of yours.
We need to be done delivering by 5:38 a.m. North Pole time.
When we first met, I said, "Have you got a brother or a sister?"
Roger's been waiting, and we didn't get to him last time, so we'll go to Roger.
Here you go, Nicholas. I made this for you.
Frederick, it's a saintly thing he does.
Hello, I hope I'm not intruding...
That's it. Okay. That's one way to look at it. Keep moving it, baby.
...two...
If, however, you do get three strikes...
...my brother's been getting a little bit nervous.
Yeah, well, it's definitely not the favorite part of my job.
That's a phenomenal occurrence. And I get jacked out of my mind...
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Fred, Fred, Fred!
- Okay. - Roger?
Nice hat, Santa.
- Ho. - Ho.
It won't happen again. They won't do it again.
Have a slice of challah.
I just can't stay mad at you.
I'm gonna finish my job, I'll be out of your lives forever.
...and ever since you got here...
I think we're gonna make it!
Now, I'm going to explain this to you in very simple terms, okay?
Oh.