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You what?
Okay, is this gonna be a steep--?
So in that case, we do an up-to-date determination, hence...
- Really? - Yeah, really.
Are you nuts?
Okay. Don't be playing with the channels...
Stop, thief!
- Sure, they're on the way. - Make it a double.
- What's happening? - What do you mean?
- Oh, North Pole. North Pole. - North Pole is there?
Nicholas Claus.
Well, now, we can correct that. We can correct that.
Oh, little Keenan Adams wants a bike for Christmas.
And as of right now, each and every one of you little adorable munchkins is fired.
Well, there's a lot of mistletoe out there, so you should be psyched.
- Do you want the milk? - Yeah, go get that milk.
All right, ladies and gentlemen.
Why don't you open yours?
I like where you're headed, but for these purposes, let's just keep it professional.
- Break bread, right? - Absolutely.
Oh, the big fat dude that be in the nail salon? He be like, "mm."
Permanently.
Come on, big guy. Turn around and show me what you don't know.
That's just Bethesda, Maryland.
All right, let's stomp it out.
- It's true. - I'm not Blitzen, though. I'm no Blitzen.
Slam, I want you to listen to me...
But it's not just you. We're putting the tooth fairy on a one child, one tooth system.
- It's a dinner. - Yeah.
I thank you, Frederick.
I'm about to step into a lucrative business situation right now.
Some of them had some pretty tough breaks too.
Bring it in.
According to our records, his father passed away a year ago.
- I can't take it. - I can take it.
Isn't that wonderful?
That's lovely.
Let's get excited. Let's make it happen.
Well, I'm sorry, darling, but you're two minutes too late.
Well, that's a good thing. What do you say?
Main Street, North Pole.
I mean, Easter and bunnies and eggs and all that.
Maybe you started a fight or two. Maybe 10, maybe 12.
...the average size of a child's wish list has grown substantially in the last 200 years.
Do you have any ethnic in your background? Any ethnicity in your background?
Merry Christmas. Okay, how's that feel?
...and then when the time's right, that's when you make your move.
Then I remembered I can't dance. Heh.
- Okay? - Okay
It works outwith the guy, doesn't work out, who cares?
Christmas One, take your heading off one-zero-niner.
...and it's affecting his health, not to mention other aspects of our marriage.
Okay, you know what? I'm gonna Supernanny you.
If it pleases the court...
It's because the man is desperate for attention.
Personally, I don't think you deserve a cent.
Uh-- Uh, I'm not judging you, I'm nervous.
Oh.
And you know how to do that, right?
I got the money. Maybe we're not underst-- I got the money.
We did it.
Because he's not a naughty kid either.
...will all be decided on a simple three-strike policy.
Honey, you think I'd look silly if I dyed it?
I'm sure that they'll turn up. I mean, after all, where could they have possibly gone?
And then when Rocky III came out...
- This is Dr. Goldfarb. - Hello.
What are you asking Santa for?
I know you got more Blitzen in you than you realize.
Good night, sweet prince.
I just told you, I would know if I-- I didn't take any" What is going on here?
You have a Ten Most-Naughty list?
- I've never seen him-- - That's because he's...
No. Sadly. You see...
The dude needs to be in the spotlight.
...than they do of Buddha?
...at the Empire State Building.
It's just that-- She thinks I'm a freak.
I'm doing terrific. I'm doing great. How've you been?
I don't understand, Fred.
...because you got a lot to believe in.
And I want you to believe in yourself, Slam...
And to be honest, if you decide to punish him, I'm not gonna be mad at you.
Our poor Fred.
What did he say?
You know, I've been all right. Yeah, I've been, uh, working and--
Thank you.
...we got Johnny Rollins in Nova Scotia. He's occupying the number one spot.
He'll be with us through Christmas.
- 22nd is perfect. - Likely the 22nd, or the 23rd, either way.
I'm from the south side of the North Pole, man.
Yeah, the whole thing's been a little bit unusual.
In fact, that day, he made him a promise.
Good night, Willie. Thank you for having me.
Well, we've never had something like this happen.
- Can you do that? You want some milk? - Yeah.
Know they sell more Santa statues along with trinkets...
Big Red is entering Zone One. I repeat, Big Red is entering Zone One.
My brother was the president of the United States.
- Safe journeys to you, and thank you. - Ha.
This is ridiculous.
That means we should be at longitude 38.25. That's, uh, four--
Frederick.
Okay. I don't answer to you, buddy. I answer to the people.