Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Fred. Hey, terrific. Come on in, my friend. - How are you, Willie?
It's about connecting. Now, look me in the eye.
That's a good start.
Willie, let's go.
Go 20 degrees past Dallas towards Lubbock.
Take a left! Take a left!
Lithuania, everywhere in Africa, the whole thing!
Ha. Nice outfit. What the heck do you think you're doing?
Stephen, easy, easy. All right. Stephen, easy.
Sometimes it hurts to grow. Hey, guy, you got a girl that kicks.
- We're gonna be fine. - I know it, I know it.
Bring your action down here. That's it. Give me that action.
Willie, this is your big night. This is your big night, pal.
...eat the little kids' cookies and stuff.
Yes, you are. You're dangerously overweight.
Timmy Jackson...
- Yes. - You got nothing better to do?
- I do know it's your birthday. - You forgot.
How'd you get here? Did you steal a sled from some little kid?
Are you out of your mind?
Well, here's how you make pasta, darling. There's a start.
Do you gotta go over the couch? With the feet.
- Fred is really motivated. - You think?
What are you doing? Stop it. Come on, stop-- What, are you gonna do it to me?
North Pole, go ahead, this is Christmas One.
Have some gravy, darling. The potatoes are awfully dry.
- No! - Yes, you earn that money.
Go find a date. Maybe get lucky with an elf on the way out.
Okay, you're just gonna have to wait your turn.
No? Nobody in Wisconsin's gonna get any gifts this year!
I made the outfit myself, Mother.
And what about trouble?
Macaroni. It's you.
We're heading 12 degrees north into London.
...that might be a little more familiar to you.
...I almost asked her to dance.
He was my roadie, used to carry my amps.
That's what I need, surprises. Remember our three-year anniversary?
My father was called Nicholas.
Play kick the can, do some athletic stuff.
Come on, come on, come on, just a little bit.
- No. - Ooh.
- Willie. - Willie.
- Mm-hm. - ...do it, dude.
We'll start our descent to the North Pole.
- Oh. - That was nuts!
Do you see? It's over. Congratulations, Fred.
How much are you actually feeding those elves?
What are you doing? Get out of my room! Get out of my room!
Willie.
Back to work.
That's not Alec, okay?
Frederick. I noticed how much you liked the tree...
- What's happening? Stop it! - Ho, ho, ho. No, no, no, boys!
- I have a lot of stuff boiling right now, so-- - I appreciate that. After Roger.
You're fired.
Get your blood pumping.
Donnie, stop. You're acting like an untrained dog.
Oh, you're gonna love this. We have our very own DJ.
OW! Aah!
- Okay. Night, Fred. - Good night.
"Happy anniversary, I hope you choke on your meal"?
- I snore. I mean, people snore. - It is keeping him up all night...
Okay, this is very serious to us.
Fred, I don't-- I don't...
College playoffs, rose bowl, all of it
He's a megalomaniac. It's all a big shell game.
- Merry Christmas, Fred. - Nick, that is-- I really appreciate it, man.
You're taking a bus back to Elfistan or wherever the hell you're from.
...the snow globe.
Oh!
- Okay. - He is a terrible closet eater.
He's having a tough time getting off the ground, huh?
What you're referring to in this conversation is the day after today?
If you don't get out of the way of this sleigh in three seconds...
I'm not Alec, you know what I mean?
God, it's good hearing your voice. How've things been with you?
And that knish? Let me just have one of these.
- DJ Donnie. - What up, Fred?
Ohm.
Sixty seconds and counting for a landing, North Pole.
Oh. That--
I'm, uh...
Four-Eyed Clyde.
Go ahead, just send me $50,000 on top of the 5, okay?
Santa, I ran the numbers three times.
Yeah, I found you.
...and usually these items were of a intangible nature.
...I end up staying over at my aunt's.
I'm hoping they're naughty. Heh-heh.
And if someone doesn't step in and help him, why...
Ah.
Well, anyway, I wanna thank you guys for listening.
So listen, I'm not so big on all this flying--
Call me crazy, but my mom comes and visits me for the holidays every year.
What's the matter, Nicholas?
I don't hate you, Nick.
Thank you, Willie.
Well, I'll give you a ticket.
Why does he not cry?
Come on, I like that one. That's a good one.
You know what? I'm gonna give you a gift this year.