Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm not capable. I'm not even comfortable flying...
That's just icing on the cake. I have a deal going on.
Then stop dating. Put down the phone.
Yes, I did.
- Break it up! You'll get in trouble! - Get off me! Get off!
And today is today, and we shouldn't be wasting it arguing with each other.
Our Naughty-Nice Department.
Are you Fred?
Oh!
I'm sorry. I don't know where that came from.
Nothing.
Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! Everybody loves Christmas!
Come on. Don't be like that. Fred.
Okay? Now, I have a decision to make in that moment.
- Okay. - Thattaboy.
Try for me, baby.
Hmm.
Excuse me, Mr. Santa Claus. It's been very pleasant to come to the North Pole...
Therapy is for people who want to be in each other's lives. We don't have that problem.
Great. Okay.
- Are you sure? - Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
You wanna talk like an elf, you have to act like an elf.
I'm Santa's Little Helper.
...things were nice and calm and you just dropped by for dinner.
It is all right.
That's it. I've had enough.
- Hmm. - Sorry, didn't catch your name.
No, no, no. You're gonna stay at your station.
I love her. I love her.
Please, Leon, it's gotta be the spot.
- Right. - Smooth sailing, right?
Clyde Northcutt is not from Human Resources, Fred.
Well, nice to meet you, Fred. My name is Willie. I'm Santa's head elf.
Show me your papers, clown.
But if you want the rest of this, then you're just gonna have to come up here.
...or being a passenger, let alone trying to fly the sleigh.
That was very nice, Frederick.
How'd you get to work today? You roll?
Do you remember what you wrote on the card, Frederick?
Get lost, guy.
What you think, Fred? Think Santa'll find me?
What are you, nuts? I feel like Patty Hearst. I was just abducted, Nick.
I'm not gonna lie to you. It ain't gonna tickle.
We copy. We hear you loud and clear.
You didn't have to get all gussied up on my account.
"A long, long time ago, in a land far away."
I don't have to take your abuse!
Fred, I need you.
...I was starting to wonder who Frank Stallone was, you know?
Hi.
...you are proving to be one very hard worker.
And it's not gonna be cheap. I got a lawyer that's got vowels in his last name, Nick.
Who's the queen of the jungle? You are.
No, Freddie, apart from that, all right. What is the significance of tomorrow?
- Oh. - It's the saint...
Well, here we are.
- It's a little different. - Um...
The other great thing about dancing is it's the perfect bridge to a kiss.
Maybe you meet a guy at school. Then you'll get pregnant with child.
...and I was always gonna be there for my brother. And I have been.
And I made the decision, even though I could have brought the house down...
And it begins right here.
How's he gonna...?
Love it poppy
Maybe Lucy's right. Of all the Charlie Browns...
- And, uh-- - Is this a joke to you?
- How could you possibly remember that? - You asked me for a Superman cape.
- No! No! - Change the song!
I know, Willie, I know.
North Pole?
I don't think it's gonna make much of a difference, Willie.
Okay. Nice to meet you.
- Yeah. - Good night, Fred.
My brother's Santa Claus.
Who are you gonna have to thank? Not the guy in the red suit.
I can't move.
All right? But if the kid strikes you as nice...
Ha.
And you said, "No, Wanda, I don't."
Freddie, do you know what tomorrow is?
...trying so desperately to get some sunlight.
We're with Child Services, sir. We're here to remove this minor from an unfit home.
You can do it. It's Christmas, come on.
Can you pull over, please?
There's a lot of things-- There's a lot of, urn, juice in the tank over it.
It's white, though. Prematurely white.
Phyllis, I wish you wouldn't do that, because Nicholas needs to lose weight.
Okay, we've got 10 hours, Fred.
And I would never ask you to do that, Fred.
Now you're just being silly.
No, there's not even a hint of gray left. It's gone totally white. Mm.
- We're going up! - Whoa!
He's perfect in every way.