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And this would be your counsel?

Really. You're telling me that I don't--

The man who represents himself has a fool for a client.

with hatred in your eyes.

DAVE: Good. Good.

That's how you want to play it...

obligates judges to rule in your favor.

Well, all right. Get ready. Are you ready?

1987, Joe Garrelli is arrested on a drunk and disorderly.

and the best friend a guy could have...

Uh, Your Honor, this proves nothing.

You have successfully proven

It's from that western, uh, "True Grits."

I get a six and a half.

[CLICKS] [CLICKS]

Okay. Go ahead.

I have noticed that sometimes you tend to get...

All federal, state and local judges are members

about wanting to get credit for your ideas?

Well, moving right along,

and save the rest for the Ricki Lake show.

Yeah, well... who do you suggest?

You're really enjoying this, aren't you, you sick bastard?

And you're obsessing over nothing.

that I am not a team player.

[CLICKS TONGUE]

And Mr. James suggested to give you a raise.

for making constructive and objective criticisms.

What does that have to do with me?