Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I mean, at all.

"Jennifer@not-even-if-you-were- the-last-guy-on-earth.loser""

So... (clears throat)

Would you just look inside?

Are there carrots and lumps of coal in the water?

a big D and D game at his place.

We play as a group.

I want them to love me for me.

By rolling dice and playing make-believe

a quest with a holiday theme.

I'm leaving you here to rot,

Why is this so important to you?

Mixing Dungeons and Dragons with Christmas is

Oh, hello, Sheldon.

I combined a well-known, historical fact

And don't worry, someday you'll have somebody, too.

How does he not hear that?

Bernadette's wearing leopard-print pumps

Okay, here we go.

and now the walls of the room start closing in.

That's sweet of you.

That is some low-hanging fruit.

Uh, wait, can I come with you?

I don't expect you guys to understand.

My vet says if I give her any more foie gras,

My carpal tunnel's acting up.

then I put it in my right hand and pretend

And not just because if you weren't here,

Why can't I find someone?

Oh, come on, I hardly ever get a chance to play anymore.

I'm always attracted to women I can't have.

No, screw that noise, I'm going in.

Oh, before I forget, Saturday I'm planning a little

(gasps) I like where this is heading.