Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, a 28-year-old virgin.

Oh, no, no, no. I made-- I made those up.

Considering he hasn't had sex in 28 years,

JIMMY: Yo, Bill. Bill!

So the great actor is suddenly a great economist.

I just met him yesterday.

Yeah, can you hang on, Mom?

I said, "Hi, guys."

You almost got away with it, didn't ya?

All right, that's fine. Putting aside lousy ratings--

Okay. I don't think you understand, Bill,

Okay. Yeah, okay.

So, uh, who's the special guest?

The fact is, it's just plain boring.

You know, Matthew, Joe's right.

Is he always like this?

WOMEN: ♪ Hey, don't mention it ♪

We stooped pretty low to buy ourselves a stay of execution.

Nah. Read Bill's contract.

As a matter of fact, I haven't.

Well, Lisa would be fine.

What are you doing?

I mean, if you don't like the surprise guest we have

Oh, I see, I thought it was Good Morning, Bum-Wad County.

Well, not like you.

Wait a minute. Wasn't that a little quick?

You know, she's a very warm...sweet...

Let's cancel it.

Yes, I'm insane. I'm nuts, Bill!

This isn't Good Morning, Bum-Wad County,

We're doing fine.