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Hi. Morning.
It's a way to show dominance at business meetings.
Oh, I'll take you to the kitchen.
simply because I'm good at naming celebrity couples?
and there is a couple of bucks on this metrocard.
All right.
Yeah, my backup singer cancelled,
[gags]
♪ I'm gonna make you sweat, baby girl ♪
♪ Now, what's my name ♪ Ooh, Reazy
Alex? Alex who? Rodriguez?
Excuse me? Don't call your sister--
I was afraid to tell you,
Yes, I think that is the mac and cheese powder I used.
Did you understand what I meant by that?
I think maybe we should order something good.
you handled your ex-boyfriend's wedding...
You never mentioned that Manny was Esther's husband.
No, you're right. It--it is warm.
Oh, no, no, no, in there.
persuade him of some things.
Didn't ask you to.
If there's anything you could do.
It is so good to see you two.
(Mindy) Moving on to resolution number four:
Oh, okay, well, shouldn't you be back in school by now?
Are you wearing arm garters?
When I was in college, I read Walden,
Guys, this is Rishi.
I'm gonna knock you out.
Ain't really my steez right now.
Ugh, new year's resolution number one:
And I know music.
God.
[Cheers and applause]
like I'm gonna let you put hot stones
♪ then we can bring back a pizza day ♪
Nothing to condole, brah
Here come the lovebirds.
♪ Every single girl in this bitch ♪ That's too vivid.
Since he started charging you dorks that low-ass rate.
Well, I tried writing rhymes in the shower,
I will not work in Staten Island.
(Mindy) Hey, enough!
All you ever do lately is just bury yourself
♪ ooh, boy, give me something that I won't forget ♪
He seems to be doing pretty well.
but my notebook kept getting wet.
Morgan, shut up! How many people are here?
He let me sleep in his grandma's bedroom.
♪ Phlebotomy gotta be a lot of blood, snot, and pee ♪
There's a lot of people here.
Just move out of the way, so I can knock this guy out.
♪ What you need, ma
♪ the way I play the decibels put the pedal to metal y'all ♪