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Wow. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
SFF.
Give a little zhuzh?
Well, you would freaking love him. He's adorable.
Can I have this hole punch? Give that to me.
I got up and I went in my room. I got my pillow.
"What, does Mom expect, you to win
You don't turn past Billy Joel.
I love this song. (INCREASES VOLUME)
Oh, yeah.
I'll call you after it kicks in.
Nadine. Nadine... Or do you want me?
Well, not for sure, but I can dream.
You got it! That was all you. I got it.
To talk. To get to know you.
(EXHALES)
My brother's hurting me in my no-no hole!
People are dumb. They don't know the difference.
(ALL SCREAMING)
(MUSIC PLAYING ON VIDEO)
Bye. See you Monday.
I'm just saying, we could've won every game.
It's just been really hard to do anything.
Hey, one sec.
Yes, I do. Krista and Darian are a thing.
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
Sit back, relax, and get ready to enjoy the films.
when Darian drops your ass for someone hotter.
NADINE: Look at these. Wow.
Is it a girl thing that, like, you hooked up with him, so now
MR. BRUNER: There'll be other opportunities.
I like old music and old movies
We could maybe catch a movie.
It's really just the hair.
at Alien Planet High School...
If you think you're keeping that phone, you are dreaming.
Maybe just take it easy. Can you do that?
Ew. Bye!
You wrote me a novel about how you were dying
(KRISTA LAUGHS)
Please suck several dicks, Darian.
Excuse me, all of you need to leave.
You're a really shitty teacher.
MONA: Don't you have something to do?
I'm gonna catch up with you guys later.
I mean, I hope you say yes,
Somebody let Baxter in and he pissed.
I think we... Yeah, or a group.
I look at you and I just see this really, really,
(STAMMERING) Can't you just do something?
See you tonight.
(STAMMERING) Hope you enjoy this, uh...
Hi. I'm just, uh...
Look at you. Look at, like, you do nothing.
Mom's boobs are jangling around a dentist's face.
(MUTTERS)
(SMACKS LIPS)
There's a waterfall. It's all romantic.
Oh, thanks!
He invited me to a party on Friday.
"It's just too hard and too sad
Don't worry. Thank you.
Does that make you think I'm pathetic all of the sudden?
Me, too.
(BOTH STRUGGLING)
I got towels. We're good to go.
What did I do to make such a perfect kid, huh?
Anyway,
I get very quiet and very still.
Hey.
I never said I was mad.
Hey. Hey.
Busey uses his quickenss to get back on defense and dribble free of his mark on sex offenses. His all-around power is a great boost to any team.
or she'll get upset and buy too much at the mall.
Yeah, I am. Cleared my whole schedule for you.
Hey, do you have a swimming pool?
(CHUCKLES)
I'm good. Thanks. That was so good.
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
I've seen you around.
You know. Yeah.
(SLURPS)
He works at Petland now.
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
and don't touch anything and don't make any noise.
You need someone to rob you, so you can reenact Home Alone.
Night-night.
It's me or him. Pick.
Thing is, no matter how important they are,
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING) (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
I'm good, thank you.
The second you come home, that phone is going.
good care of you.
Uh-huh.
I'm not gonna be a dick and make people watch.
It's got to be so big that it just... (SNAPS FINGERS)
Hey, so Tim's Theme Park's open late tonight.
Oh, his computer. His computer.
Around second grade, I had a realization.
I didn't want to raise my hand and be all,
"I wanna give you head.
Beep-beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!
Um, 2011.
(DOOR CLOSES)
What? Huh? Dibs. Dibs, dibs, dibs!
I hate the way it looks when I talk or when I chew gum.