Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

for the two minutes that we're on the ride?

(BOTH LAUGHING)

OMG, Shannon. Your outfit! It's so cute! I love it!

You failed, failure!

You know, you're always in a shit mood.

"I like you. I've liked you for months.

and you're the one that gets to explain it to him.

Can you just go around the block once?

some extremely fucked-up shit happened.

NADINE: I'm not gonna depress you with the details,

Mmm. (BLOWS RASPBERRY)

"And also, could you put your penis inside me?"

(DARIAN MOANING)

Look, I just want to say, I don't know the whole story,

(SEAT WHIRRING)

(GREER CHUCKLES)

You know what you need?

You see, I don't really have any friends at the moment.

Okay. I'm just trying to comfort you.

Face it, you're obsessed with yourself.

I mean, that part.

Oh, shit. How the hell'd that thing get in here?

This is kind of sweet. I mean, I think you're overreacting.

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

Your grandparents can't stick around forever.

Good night. Night-night, Daddy.

All right. Hey.

MONA: Oh, my God! Can you believe it?

"As some of you know,

NADINE: Do they? No, they don't.

Oh, yeah. No, that's exactly it.

(CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING)

ERWIN: Wait, wait, wait! Wait!

I, uh... I really liked that song earlier. What was the name of it again?

Hey, um, I got to talk to you about some homework.

(GROANS LOUDLY)

And you tossed me aside?

(SNORING ON TV)

You put zero effort into everything you do here,

Are you kidding, man? No, it's a long story.

Still figuring it out. Uh...

All right, you know what?

(SIGHS) Can I just ask you a question?

Is that one of the, uh, match.com guys?

You've never given me one thing.

Why do I even...

(SNIFFS) Oh! Oh! Oh...

Hey, I heard you were looking for me at lunch.

Oh, Louis. Wow, you look so hot with that belt phone of yours. (LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)

Well, I understand that,

Oh, I tried to call Darian,

Everyone just wants to feel important in life.

Will you stop talking! Because you're driving me insane!

You know, it's kind of poofy, and I don't know.

I'm going to work. You're coming with me.

Bottom line is I have nothing in common with the people out there,

but I'm gonna kill myself.

Sorry? When, uh... When did he die?

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

NADINE: What the... (BABY COOING)

"And I finally thought, 'You know what?

No, Mom's picking me up. No, she's not.

"I just wanna be with you. I wanna give you head.

and what happened the other night, you know...

All right. Good night.

But we're not talking about him right now. 'Cause it's just too upsetting.

I just know they shit a bunch, so...

Actually, wait, wait, wait. Let's see if I can guess.

It's gonna be okay.

NADINE: She was dressed like a small elderly gentleman.

And this is payback time for what you put me through

Very soon you're gonna have cheeseburgers.

Because chances are, those pricks,

(SCOFFS) Have a seat.

(LAUGHING AWKWARDLY)

You suck and you're gonna get AIDS. (ALL GIGGLING)

You can maybe get his address.

Is it worth turning the house into a war zone?

KRISTA: Where are you going?

We could play with this.