Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm still dialing. (IMITATES SOBBING) Hello, operator?

But I had finally made my first friend.

I wish you loved me that much.

Ah, just wishful daydreaming.

Do my arms look bad?

"Why not just have people drive you?"

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

Well, maybe it's because I couldn't get a word in.

I think that would be... I think that would be great.

And her breath smelled of SweeTARTS.

(TOM COUGHING) You may be right

I don't really know a lot of people here.

you're emotionally attached? No.

People make such a big deal about

We're green. We're good.

What do I have that's any good?

Yeah, I'm just messing with you. I set that up.

You go to Lakewood, right?

Okay, yup, you're cut off now. We're going upstairs.

Um, but, yeah. Yeah.

I mean, look at that drink you're making.

Hey. You all right? Yeah, I'm good.

We're good. We're out of here.

DARIAN: Mmm-hmm. Yeah, you know what, just ignore her. She's...

"I wanna feel you inside me.

What the fuck! Oh, oh! God. Can you...

That night, I picked up some cheeseburgers with my dad.

"I pooped in the big potty!"

"OMG, Shannon. Your outfit! It's so cute! I love it!

Don't you want to wake up in your bed tomorrow morning?

NADINE: Let me start from the beginning.

It was all right. (LAUGHS) It was amazing. Really.

It's early in the morning, super inconvenient, so...

Take me on a tour of your psyche.

This is the face of hope.

I don't expect an answer, like, right now.

(SOBBING) (SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)

If you get his address, and you confiscate his phone.

It puts me on the freeway late and adds 40 minutes.

(KRISTA LAUGHING)

Dad, are you okay?

I don't know. I don't remember. (CHUCKLES)

Hey, do you want to play, uh, beer pong?

You don't want to sleep here. Come on, Nadine.

What do you want?

That's two cups!

I'm Shannon. You were in my chem class last year, right?

Then take it all off and go to sleep.

Your dad, quiet, gruff.

Man, I do my best to big you up.

"Everyone in the world is as miserable and empty as I am.

I caught you. I'm so glad. Oh!

Just doodling, mostly.

(VEHICLE APPROACHING)

(EXCLAIMS) Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm!

Instead, the most attention I got at school was from these three.

This has been a really fun night.

And that asshole knew it.

It might bring you some peace.

I think that's for you.

Actually, I'm just bored because I know

Have a good day, both of you.

Oh, I think I found my favorite.

(WHISPERING) But if you get a chance,

You're a dickhead

GREER: Hi. MR. BRUNER: How are you?

What if I gave your dad a hand job?

What are you doing?

I know you're mad at me because you think

Doesn't matter if they're pulling it straight outta their ass.

(SPLASHING) (BOY CHEERING)

Look, I'm not very good at this kind of thing. Uh...

I'm sorry. I just...

But it has to be big.

You don't say that stuff to a man.

Try it sometime.

I know kids can be mean.

But not quite where I...

"You need help with something? Let me help you.