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What do you want!
You're a dickhead
Thanks for driving, by the way.
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
Thank you, thank you.
Don't you take that car! (TIRES SCREECHING)
do you maybe wanna go for a walk or something?
You are so gonna get fired when I actually do it.
I like your shoes.
(CHUCKLES)
Oh, my God!
And the only one who could handle either of us was Dad.
Wow. They're both you, right?
And I'm just over here, like, just sniffin' my flowers.
I don't give a shit about you.
What are you even saying?
Can't you just say that occasionally? Fine.
Twins! Yes!
You look cute.
Did you get a donut from these people?
Was that bad timing?
Great. Get his address. You give it to me.
I was home tonight, having a relaxing glass of wine,
Thanks.
What are you doing here?
Oh, my God.
I'm not turning it into a war zone, Mom.
(SHOUTS) I'm walking away.
Oh, "a man," huh?
Oh, hey. Yeah?
Have a great day.
It's nice.
All right. I'll see you.
(SLURPING)
That it's all because of you Mmm...
(SIGHS)
I'm not gonna play
NADINE: It turned out Krista's life wasn't perfect either.
NADINE: My brother, Darian, was a winner from day one
Dad?
What if I did this to you?
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
We've just never really talked.
I'm the only one with real problems.
I don't know.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
So, how come they canceled the party?
But look where it led me.
Where are you going? NADINE: I'm taking a therapeutic walk.
Can you move, please?
You're not a loser.
You're my favorite student.
Okay. What!
No. I'm done putting up with it.
"And I just feel this connection between us.
(SOFTLY) Come on. Please.
I... I don't know if...
(STAMMERS) I don't really need the cat litter, I just, um...
(CHUCKLES) Uh...
Junior.
What if you actually did that?
(SNICKERS) I'm just kidding. I was just...
(GRUNTS) Yeah.
but, you know, you can take that and think about it.
I'm gonna drown myself now. Goodbye.
Right, but if you had to expand
"Oh, my God, Shannon. Your outfit, it's so cute! I love it!" (GIGGLES)
You know, ever since we were little,
'Cause I'm good. I mean, you good?
really old man.
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
What am I, your mother?
Get out of the car.
(LAUGHS) What?
(LAUGHS)
Yes! God.
You know, my boss isn't gonna be happy about it,
It's like, God, they don't realize important doesn't matter.
(SIGHS)
What happened?
I was about to call Dr. Hill, hysterical, but then I thought, "No, Mona.
She left her flat iron on.
At the house or...
MONA: (ON VOICE MAIL) I just want you to know
Are you even up there?
Don't stare. It makes him self-conscious.
we are out of weed
Huh?
It's not that bad. You can just grow it out.
Damn, Erwin.
Can you stop for a second, please? This is going.
God. You wouldn't believe the night I had.