Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh. Oh, good, good, good, good!

you're my sister's friend,

to blow me in Petland, you psycho.

of this intolerable, unlivable nightmare of a...

You're very diligent with your eyebrows.

I don't want to hear about it.

GIRL: Yeah! New player!

(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

Yup. Yeah. (GIGGLES)

Well, I was actually just drafting my own suicide note. Just now.

Where were you?

What are you doin'?

Tim's Fun Park. Yeah.

I mean, do you even realize how sick

Oh, that's cool. I didn't know you draw. What kind of stuff?

'cause you're on a Ferris wheel, you're upset.

Hey, is there any more aspirin anywhere?

Holy shit. Oh, my God. Okay. Calm down.

It was that night,

How much does he even work out now?

"people over with your personality?" (LAUGHS)

(ALARM BEEPING)

No, get off! Get off! Off!

Your dad would be so disappointed in the way you're turning out.

Yeah. What's up? Sorry, I keep...

so let's just say the next few years were complete shit.

after everything happened.

but, uh, was there any point during it where you thought to yourself,

Okay, Nadine, so now I need you to pick up the phone.

But with, like, a group of people.

I will tell everyone on Facebook that you pluck your nipples.

Yeah, he's working on his project for SFF.

I had a really good time with you.

(CLEARS THROAT)

And please stop. Please don't leave.

I've never been more humiliated in my entire life.

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

but, whatever it is, it'll pass.

"Hey, Nick. I sent you a friend request a while ago.

Go grow yourself a wispy mustache, you pervert,

and stay away from my friends, okay?

"You're gonna do this on your own.

God, why are you so awkward?

You all right? You cool? You all right? Great.

God, do you even know what it feels like to love another human being?

You can't. You can't have both.

that that feeling is never gonna go away.

I just don't understand you, Nadine. I...

Look, I don't want to take up a ton of your time,

Just please, please stop for a second.

Okay. All right, great. Yeah, perfect. I'll do that.

Uh, okay. Well, here it is.

Could you please look at that stupid shirt my brother's wearing?

It was, uh... It was, uh...

(CHUCKLES) Thank you. Of Lakewood High. Mr. Kim, would you like to come out

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)

God, juvy made him so hot.

Why is that baby in your house?

What? No. I was just being specific.

And, uh, if you have any, you know, complications,

Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

KRISTA: Just let it go.

'cause my mom won't buy him creatine anymore.

Hey, you're so messed up for bringing up that story.

Sure you do. Oh, you don't believe me.

I respect that.

Do you want to meet there?

and I saw his wiener and got real sad.

Oh, man, you are so dramatic.

(SOFTLY) Oh, my God.

Like we give a fuck.