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We had an amnesia patient here once. Was here for weeks.
- Are you the psychiatrist? - No. I'm the ear, nose and throat man.
Never heard of'em. Get on out of here and stop bothering me.
That's you, Pop.
That's what he does every once in a while.
The son has taken over as head of the family, replaced him.
Listen, Pop.
- Lamont who? - Lamont Sanford.
There's no use. You don't understand nothing.
Well, there's your story. An old man alone at home.
- Right. - Okay.
Who's he?
- The fella with the ugly wife. - Right. She put the "U" in "ugly. "
I'm gonna take you home.
- Yeah. - And there's two more...
Like what?
That you, Arthur?
Come off of that, you old faker. You know who you are and where you are.
Pop, I want... Never mind. I'll do it myself.
- What are you talking about? - I'm talking about a new TV.
and ride up the coastline a ways, with the wind in our hair.
With remote control. And it's all yours.