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I prayed to a fricking elephant!
- I am starved. - Use the mitts. It's hot.
who's filling in for natalie clarkson? dana planitchska.
Come on, Francine, I'm sick of working late.
- I really miss Mom. - Me too.
...and the only other explanation is that someone's framing me.
...I never ever wanna hear from her again:
- Stan, what are you doing here? - I've come to take you home.
...said midget, now in our employ...
In celebrity news, Kevin Bacon was involved in a hit-and-run accident...
Sir, my wife has to believe your date was a success.
If I can't turn myself in...
- Hey, hey, hey. - Where's your nose, Kevin?
#idk #sniffling #ΣΦΆΡΕ #ΏΑΓΞΕ
You want to set Bullock up with one of my friends?
- Roger, we can't keep doing this. - Yeah. I mean, it's stealing.
One of us will have to bury this body in the woods.
You don't understand. I was wrong and you were right...
I never thought I could feel this way about someone other than my wife.
What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
Nose? What are you...? Oh, oh, that. Yeah, yeah.
- Weird. Not a cloud in the sky. - Yeah, I know. Must be heat lightning.