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Can you drop me off at the dealership? They gotta repack me.
- Jeez, come on. - Man, this sucks.
You made good points, but got out of hand.
I've ended a life in its prime.
Tomorrow, we're going to the park. I can't wait to show my nose...
Normally, I'd chastise you for watching an R-rated movie...
- What is that? - A Manhattan. I feel great. And look:
...right here in Langley Falls. - What?
But You Know How Nasty You Get When You Drink.
- No, don't do that. - Why? Did something go wrong?
There was a Thai menu hanging from her doorknob...
I killed Melinda? I don't remember anything.
I don't even like Indian food. What are you gonna do to fix this?
I adopted him after his mother died while toiling to feed her family.
We did. Lovely woman. Things were going swimmingly.
Oh, okay. All right, okay.
That's right. Now you've cleared the brush, we can build a sandbox...
- I don't know. - Nonsense. It'll be great.
I'm gonna pay a hobo to say we were playing squash...
1 x 3853 = 3853
Hugger?
Hey, wine guy. Kevin Bacon wants another free bottle...
...then I've gotta dedicate my life to helping others.
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Oh, excuse me. Are you an ethicist? Are you?
Previously, on my blind date:
I don't know about you, Smith, but some of us have families to go home to.
Damn it, Roger. I warned you. You should have listened. I told you...
...that happen around me.
I've admitted I was wrong. I took the wind out of your sails.