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CHILDREN: 50!
It's like a Xanax.
One of them told me to mind my six this morning.
- Don't. Not right now. - Don't!
A
I know a guy who worked a Walmart demolition.
(sighs) I will figure something out, okay?
whatever we want out loud to each other,
Bye, Mom -- I'm sorry. Ms. Howard.
Oh, yeah? Where you going for lunch, pip-squeak?
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It's just a day in the life of being a teacher here.
teaching social studies right now.
Constructive.
Steal a rug?
(indistinct conversations)
who, uh... punted a student.
think it's okay to go over my head.
During passing, please come to the front entrance
But that's still not explaining the pants.
And you can't class up a rug
and capable of doing this job.
Erica, I told you to call me Ms. Teagues.
like you can a couch with a nice coat of plastic.
JANINE: You have to find a way.
you flush the toilet to empty the tank.
Yes! Oh, did you hear that?!
Mildly embarrass them.
but then he accidentally went on himself.
Okay, we could have hired aides,
But I did it because I care about the kids in this school,
And where is everybody going?
- is American Gangster." - Yep.
I actually throw up all the time, so it's okay.