The Clampetts in Court - The Beverly Hillbillies [S01E32]

No, sir.

Yes, Your Honor.

You're innocent of all these charges against you, aren't you?

However, since Mr. Clavitt here is the defendant and will bear the financial burden if judgment is against him, the court wishes to hear anything that is relevant and pertinent to this case.

That is very nice of you.

Well, maybe they's fibbing to get the money.

Maybe I can do you some good.

Granny was working like a whirlwind, making possum, cooking grits, making tonic, and fixing hoses.

What did he call us that time?

Then why, Mr. Clampett, did you not answer the summons and complaints served upon you by the county marshal?

That's a deadly lie!

You realize how long you've kept this court waiting?

Thank you.

["Black Gold, Texas Tea"]

To your honor.

But it is quite potent.

Those hillbillies aren't coming back.

Yes, sir.

What is it, Angel?

When it comes to recollecting names, that young fella is pitiful.

I reckon I can straighten it out, though.

You going in the bank, old-timer?

He can follow her trail a month old.

That's all except Granny, she's a Moses, and Jethro, he's a Bodine.

And so am I.