Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm putting it out there like the secret...

Welcome to Ya' Heard with Perd.

Just ask any question about his past or present.

Do you know how that feel... I should call her.

Carnival rides, games.

If we're both still single in an hour, let's get married.

Or Nanna... Gizmo.

and we've got TV, newspaper, radio,

"Dear April's grandmother."

You got Andy doing all your work for you?

I mean, not too many...

that we're also friends.

BOOM... SADNESS

Well, is it too late to cancel?

That should be some damage control.

Who hasn't had gay thoughts?

It was super fun.

- All right, talk to me, caller. - What's up, guys?

"If you sons of bitches try to remove this typewriter,

I better be the only person you kissed today.

And hopefully she'll call me.

and awareness is still pretty low.

Okay, look, we need to focus.

I'm gonna throw it away.

Uh, I'm gonna go drop this off and pick up the mail.

I'm getting a cluster headache.

What were you, like, 12?

I'd be offended, Perd, but I know that we're buddies,

Wow. Who knew that watercress, garbanzo beans,

or the stuff itself or this house even, really.

I'm positive that you are.

is have a chat with Ben Wyatt here.

Am I right, folks?

Unlike April, I still do not know

Today's guest is Leslie Knope,

That's all I have to hear.

No, I don't care about their relationship.

and I even called Oprah.

um, we aren't going to raise taxes,