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Yes, I've always wanted one. I think girls would like it.
It wasn't me.
This is my guy.
in which case, you know, you'll have to figure something else out.
What can I get you, bud?
- What are you doing? - Agh!
- How did he do that? - Get back here!
You should all be professional golfers... ow!
Oh, my God, you see me acting with that dude? I was acting so hard.
but it slipped through our fingers and shattered in the road, so...
and the other dude is just like Morgan Freeman...
I used to, uh, I used to do moves myself.
We love hot bread. We love a good hot bread.
I got raw pizza. That's pretty fast.
- Yagh! - Argh!
Hey, Blazer, you break my 'Vo-kart, I break your go-kart!
- I'm-a gonna win! - No!
- saying that I have a Butler. - What?
but erection pills actually work.
think I could get two of those?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell are you doing?
and her anal glands expressed, and guess what, pal... they weren't.
- Yeah, right, you... - Stop kicking it!
Fine. I don't care. I'll work together. So we'll share the chair.
I ordered you a massage chair 'cause I'm a cool-ass boss,
Hit "Rando", lean back, jam-oh-nay.
You know what? Why don't you appreciate us
I'm getting the office the massage chair from the bulletin board.
perseverance!
Blake, come on.
Oh, my God!
Blake, back the fuck up!
You are messing with my life and my chair!
for the calls we've already made for you?
If anything, it's going in my room,
Au contraire, mon dickhead.
Hey, you know what? No hard feelings, and in fact...
What a beauty.
Oh, you did it before I could do it!
No, no, no, no, no!
Shazam, blue chips, steel,
Hey, guys, guess what.
Yeah!
You can see that I'm a little tense, right, and wouldn't mind a little me-ssage.
- I'm gonna call... - I did a lot of running earlier