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It's easy for you to ignore because you have the old-man hearing.
Die! Die!
If she catches us, we're as dead as that dog probably is.
You wanna know if I think my mom did something to that dog.
My team's set this week.
- You still mad at me? - You tell me.
- You should go home. - We're not done here.
Whoever stays unplugged the longest wins.
Is that also what they say when something is dead?
- We're queer. We're here. - Yes, we are.
to these hybrid-driving, straight white folks.
Luke, what about the contest?
I am 1/16 Cherokee
that though I lay with fire-haired man...
- Then you cut the head off.
Okay, just a few more minutes.
Mom, the dog again.
so she's always had a certain comfort level when it comes to...
Everyday!
I know. You should see her pants. I'll text it to you.
- I want chicken pot pie. - And chicken.
- But we had a deal.
I can't believe you thought you were gonna put one over on us.
- My partner, Kavita. - Hi. Nice to meet you.
It's not my dog. It's my soon-to-be ex-wife's.
The, uh... the ladybug sanctuary.
Hmm. Gay adoptive parents with a minority baby?
We have called this family meeting...
What? First you smash it.
Do you know how offensive that is?
He wakes my son up, and he needs his sleep.
Who are you really mad at, Larry... the dog or your wife?
- What is this? - I've been thinking.
Let's do this quick.