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- You need to do something about the dog. - The dog is old and stupid.
I can't believe it.
Well, I think we're gonna take our chance.
Where the hell's the dog?
- You're not getting a car. - But I won.
- Phil. - Can't unplug my funny bone.
and our long Amish nightmare is over.
- Ha! Ah, ha, ha! - Aha!
Single white mother. Black child.
Yes, we are.
# Hey ##
- Wow.
- Now maybe in Colombia... - Ah, here we go.
Sugars, you can get into any school you want.
set her apart from the rest of the kids.
Hi, Griffin. How are you?
- Hello.
Look. Look how happy they are...
Don't skimp on linens.
- Hi. I'm Stephanie Kaner, and this is Jafar. - Hi.
You're like Jimmy Buffett tickets...
What if I was a single dad?
Like so much maize...
But Manny and I, we have the young ears.
Ooh, Billingsley. Very hoity-toity.
- Mmm. - If you two would like to take a seat...
Boobs Lori or adult braces Lori?
never ask questions I don't want the answers to.
And when it comes to my mom...
- Done!