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- So you're actually online right now? - Yep.
- Holy crap. We've been Shawshanked.
- Yes, but we never thought you would. - Mm-hmm.
Phil.
Phil Dunphy, don't you even dream of it.
Yeah, my life partner and I will see you then.
Oh, honey, don't take this the wrong way...
It's screwing his brain for school, and it doesn't stop.
I knew it! I knew you couldn't do it. I told you I'd outlast them.
Oh honey, don't take this the wrong way But I have almost no faith in you
- Many of our applicants are attorneys. - Of course.
have gotten out of control.
Do you think someone did something with that shovel, Manny?
nobody is even talking.
- Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah.
Jay, don't go. Jay!
- Well, it's still early. - But then I ran into Lori.
I wanna ask you something, between you and me.
- But you learn about plants. - Mm-hmm.
Well, you could have asked one of us.
- So what? - So I paid a huge entrance fee.
I don't know. How about... I didn't kill a dog?
Brady's injured. No!
- And we have an interview with Mr. Plympton. - Wonderful. These two are first.
You know what's ironic? You come over here complaining...
So. Your mom.
I have a huge science paper due.
- Oh, my gosh. The little cobblestones. - So sweet, I know.
I'm coming!
Jay!
Gloria's grandfather and uncles were butchers...