Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All that talk in there today...

They start thinking these...

Don't hand it to them, 'cause your hands can't touch.

We are running behind on our coat drive. Hurry up and clean out those closets.

I can't tell you how much I appreciate your doing this with me.

What in the hell?

I need to ask you something.

might have been a day Leroy took her from our world.

But I got her back.

every raffle slot for baked goods!

My mama was a maid. My grandmama was a house slave.

And for heaven's sakes, don't sit like some squaw Indian! Cross your ankles!

I always thought it was gonna be him. Maybe it's gonna be me.

Once Missus Walters' arteries went hard, Miss Hilly moved her into her house

Belzoni, Mississippi, on my great-auntie's sofa.

and he passed it along to Governor Barnett!

But right now I'm working on a domestic maintenance column

Jesus, I can't think of anything worse than reading a cleaning column,

Got a squeaky door hinge? Guden!

Lou Ann, honey, I can't talk right now. I'm at work.

and she also said it'll add value to our home.

Slide your chair out from under that table. Face me.

Yule Mae told me what y'all was up to. I didn't want to believe it.

Then read these letters and you answer them just like she would.

No maid in her right mind is ever gonna tell you the truth.

Jamesy don't burn no cookies

No sass-mouthing, Minny Jackson. No sass-mouthing.

Wouldn't you rather them take their business outside?

I think you done burned up your cake.

...unnatural thoughts.

is that I'll let you know if it's even worth pursuing.

before their mamas even get out of bed in the morning.

- Eugenia! - Unless, of course, you do!

You don't have to do this now, Minny.

You got gum in your hair,

Now, y'all leave Sister alone.

All right. I'm gonna do it.

Is that your son?

Whoo! I am late. I gotta get going.

The Guiding Light.

but she ain't real keen on talking to white peoples right now.

- I been down. - Give me a heart attack.

Now, uh... when did you hear me say I don't want to clean this house?

So you liked it?

Well, I mean, as long as it doesn't interfere with her work.