Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Pat Buchanan, Jerry Falwell, Kathie Lee Gifford.

The two of you could hang out until I get off work...

- Our paper is good. - Not good enough.

Because in this day and age...

- Roast it is. - Of course, if you want lamb chops...

- It is a complex vehicle. - I know that, too.

I have to say, it's given me a few ideas about this place.

Mom, I can hear you now. What's up?

How about a triple feature?

Sure you don't...

One that looks like Shamu?

but as I passed it by, I noticed it had been moved.

I thought you said we were having Chinese food.

- What's this? - Luke's Diner.

so she could get some peace, isn't that true?

Am I meeting you or not?

Never what you think it's gonna be.

- Who's going to help her get into Harvard? - Reese Witherspoon.

- Paris. - I'm not done.

- The carburetor. - All good.

I'd probably read the paper for a little while...

'Why are we allowing this trash out where all our children can see it?'

I understand. I understand.

I have a hunch there's a good story here, and I'm going to find it.

He's out of control.

All right. Go back to work.

- And a few selected adults also. - What are you talking about?

No, nothing's wrong.

but it's there and it's ugly, and I'm going to find it.

So how was your day with the girls?

- We'll call you soon. - Talk to you soon.

Hundreds of thousands of city-slicking yuppies...

So, Lorelai, how are you?

in search of the simple life.

- Check the transmission. - It's all good.

I never thought about what I would do or what I would be once I wasn't working.

changing the flowers.

Let's call. I'm starved.

'I'm gonna spend the weekend with Patricia KrenwinkeI'...

I'll be right here if you need me.

Stars Hollow doesn't have a seedy underbelly.

- Nice to see you again. - Nice to see you.

Can I offer you anything else?

- What did you do? - You owe me an egg roll.

Maybe we could just dump him at the local pool hall.

Okay. Mom, fine. I'll take him.

And I went in there every morning for three years...

I want to be those people. I want to cause that pain.

The best writers, best reporters, best editors.

- Dad, do you know what you want? - I already ate.

- I finished it yesterday. - You didn't.

Nothing that came out of your mouth today...

Excuse me, sir, but my father worked on cars...