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- We need to focus. - Okay.
Suit yourself. Too bad we're on the job, right?
to flip-a da table, uh, you flip-a da table.
I think we've done it, Captain.
Are they gonna be looking in our desks?
Right, but maybe you should speak to my colleague first.
Submit to them!
That was fun. We're really good at fake fighting.
We'll bring you some food in a bucket.
That's where I come in. I'm going up in the ceiling.
I'm gonna slide it right off!
No. Amy is dying.
Okay, okay, everybody just calm down
I mean, I've solved a lot of cases for you.
grapefruit juice, and cranberry juice.
Let's not panic just yet.
We got plenty of time for that.
- Why would you do this to me? - Jake, stop spiraling.
What's your poison... German or Bohemian?
It's me, the most boring man in America.
Maybe he doesn't remember us ruining his life
No, I meant physically.
We just have to pretend that he's interesting.
Which are connected to his average-sized...
Jake, Amy, nice to see you.
and she got hit by a damn bus, so nobody can say no to her.
And that's him trying to be interesting.
It took our breakup for me to realize that.
Maybe you can figure out the manual. It's in Japanese.
"But today, like a phoenix from the ashes,
I want all my brothers in the NYPD to do perfectly.
This is all your fault.
the second-best "Die Hard" villain.
He'll be fine.
Yeah, I mean, I was legally dead for two full minutes.
but I love that about us.
I'm gonna hit the little boys' room.
Wow. This place looks amazing.
for their stakeout.
It creates a scent impression that there are predators nearby.
It escalates, and I flip over the table in dramatic fashion.
and the fact that he wasted half the morning
I like to go through my contacts while I go pee.
Mike Taylor to Teddy Allen Your Libido has endangered us all
When I get back, remind me to tell you
Just heard the traps go off. Want to come check with us?
It works!
Teddy, how's it going, my man?