Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

so I can watch Brooklyn bust his cherry
You are still my client, Tugg Speedman! I am getting the TiVo!
Send $50 million, or you no see Simple Jack again because we kill him.
i don't know if it leads to Super Cancer I only know the taste it makes is a lie
Scared of you.
I was wrong! Blow the bridge! Blow the fucking bridge!
Man, everyone's gay once in a while.
It's good to finally meet you at last, get some face-time.
you're like that kid on the playground, you know,
This is Zero-Three. I'm on your six, don't worry.
Damien, we're go for explosion.
Very… Okay, there he is.
How many more sleeps before she wakes up again?
No. We don't negotiate with terrorists.
Fuck!
Yeah?
What do you mean "You people"?
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I know, but I don't have to tell you
Never go full homo.
We're loaded
Watched a lot of retarded people. Spent time with them. Observed them.
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an elite force of the U.S. army
go fuck yourself!
We need you, Jeff.
–What? –Any tips, you got?
Well, you know, maybe if I wasn't the only one at boot camp…
Trying to hold his own onscreen with Kirk
I get excited about my foods man.
Hit that Crucible Knight in his face, really fucking hard
No. No. Mandarin Chinese.
Get your hands on some bleach, some hydrogen peroxide and a shitload of lime.
No! That's my jellybeans! No!
Ol’ Mc’Wade had a farm
We'll weep for him... In the press
Look, what? I just thought you might like some hot tea
You're at war, bro! Be at war, bro! You don't need permission to attack!
Yeah!
Here. Okay.
Who in crikey fuck is Half Squat?
How bout I send you a hobo's dick cheese?
No, no, no. I wasn't nominated.
–I'm eating jellybeans. –Wow, I love jellybeans. Can I please…
how bout I send you a hobo's dick cheese?
“Lost in the goddamn jungle.”
Scorcher VI Global Meltdown Coming Soon On BBC four and BBC iplayer
Not bad.
Lucinda Williams will vomit
Big ass titties!
we see we're kind of the same.
you pull down their pants and you spank their ass.
You know what? No, not still rolling. Can we cut?
That's What We Do, Right?
What, man?
WHAT IT’S LIKE WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME HOW I LIKE WORKING AT THE SHERIFF’S OFFICE.
We do not delete messages
Don't move, Matchbox, or I will shoot you.
Hello, Mr. Mantis
You know how you handle the teachers’ union? They whine about anything,
Price now 100 million!
Yeah, you're the Milli Vanilli of patriots, okay?
–Where you going? –Let's re-write it!
No, I can't let you do that, mate. We gotta go.
How about we all get back to work?
They got Speedman.
He's trying to get us to act good, save the movie.
–Hey, Kirk? –Yeah?
–I sewed them patterns myself, baby. –Let's roll out.
I saw Scorcher I 24 times when I was in eighth grade.
The brilliant Australian known for his bad boy antics off-screen
A panda?
Now stop texting and let me do my job!
i'm a toilet paper farmer, mother fucker
He's my son. He's my boy!
My ass!
Never go full Roger
You're sitting on a nest of hostile enemy V.C.
All right, hold up. Chino?
En
–That's what I said, “Nance.” –It sounded like “Lance.”
me and Cody, we could light up that fucking jungle,
with the TiVo clause from your contract.
All right. Give me your hooks.
What do you mean "more dangerous theological error than dispensationalism"
Well, they weren't jellybeans, okay?
Remember way back when I said your mother was a cankerous whore?
Fuck you, ypu can't do what I do
Remember? Went full Jimenez? Went home empty-handed.
until it is out of my system.
And me tickling the ivories.
…
I was pulling it back and you just came in too…
You're just gonna run away. You're gonna leave.
How covid started
Man, that's beauty.
See you in hell!
SHOW ME THE MONEY! SHOW MEEEE THE MONEY
I think I might be nobody.
COVER ME You limp dick fuck ups!
QuebrandoaBanca
Fucking boats, airplanes, UFOs and shit, they all just vanish!
–I just got caught up in… –In being a dumbass?
or clean water, clean sheets, food, shelter.
We need to have a cast meeting right now.
Pups Save a Flying Frog Coming Soon On Cbeebies And CBBC
you went full doug never go full doug
Hit that ref in the face; really fucking hard
You wear these. More like Simple Jack teeth.
The numbers help, man, the numbers…
I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft
it's absolutely amazing.
You got some little minx waiting for you on the other side of tomorrow?
We got beaucoup zips in the zee.
Playa
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–Just get off me! You're pathetic. –No, I'm not.
Motown, get your Detroit jukebox Jheri curl ass
I love that pussy dripping down to the floor, oh, no
–snake and nape on the ready! –Oh, Jesus! Holy shit!
I'm awesome.
You take care of the boys! I'll deal with these guys.
Hit that ref; really fucking hard
is usually the one that becomes the most successful.
Hit that guy really fucking hard in the face
You wanted to be actors.
We play outside. In the shit!
Never go full terry
never go full black
–Really? –Yeah. And look, Tugg!
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Oh no Noo
What you doing? What you doing? Don't touch that gun.
Cruising. Sea of Love.
What are you talking about?
Anime? What the fuck did I just hear? Anime?
Let's go freaking Tet here!
No, that was just some tabloid conjecture.
No!
So, we gotta light these boys up today, huh?
I you CIA is a arthur of pets incredibles. You’re gonna be able with.
After finding out I should have been using netlink controls sooner
Pain and suffering sucks ass!
I don't know why we don't have…
CAdem Stearns has Been Here the Whole Time?
Don't count him out! That bastard's got luck tattooed to his ass!
Its boiling! It's like a sweat lodge out here!
and he is dying to tell you why he's apparently wiped his ass
Gus Let’s RU No. I don’t negotiate with territories
–No… –In the meantime, and as usual,
to have been nominated would have been nice
Put on a mask, or I’ll hit you really hard!
Wall-Eye, Wall-Eye, this is Boomer One-Seven in the Zee!
I will literally suck your dick
Come on! Get in the chopper!
You Was Farting In Bathtubs And Laughing Your Ass Off.
And the good news.
You're a Masjid...Be a Masjid Excuse Me Akhi
But Mama take care of Jack a lot.
–Damn! –Son of a bitch.
everybody knows you never go full yellow-5
What are you doing Jeff? Fckin' nothing, man! Just chillin
And the Oscar goes to…
Are you still crazy? We gotta get Candisky to the chopper!
Everybody knows you never go full retard.
R.I.P
Keep the 3200 running
This thing's too heavy.
All right. The Wet Offensive.
Youre ma ma ma making it warmmaaa
Just because it's a hot take Don't make it not true
And you don't need to explain to me why you need the Mets to be good
–I'll finish it by myself. –You go be all you can be, man.
Hello, Mr Mantis. You're beautiful.
Now we up in the big leagues,
He should win Oscar
He's making a fucking sweater back here.
–Kirk, you can cry. Tugg, you can cry. –Thanks!
You are my brother. You are my… You are my…
You know that's a true story? Lady lost her kid.
Told you I'd tag you back.
that many critics called, “One of the worst movies of all time.”
You are a trespasser in my poppy fields.
–Yo, man, I got a Bust-A-Nut. –You go to hell! There he is.
I go high, you go low.
–All right. –You play ball, we play ball.
–Just give me your goddamn hooks. –All right. Here.
Everybody knows you never go full retard.
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if Steve McQueen and them dudes had turned tail and ran?
but seriously a nutless monkey could do your job
What do —YOU— mean, “you people”?
Cole, do you have any booty sweat?