Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You guys all read the script, right?
God damn it! Okay. Where'd he go?
Survive.
Remember? Went full retard? Went home empty-handed.
Daddy... What's Going On Isabel I'm Moving To The Valley What Why On Earth Would Would You Do That? Because It's Normal I Know I Know But I'm Not Gonna Be One Anymore
Lauri left the freezer open
When an EIT is taking too long to ask a question
I don't read the script, script reads me.
I'll always be a screw-up. No one'll ever respect me.
Be here till Chinese New Year waiting for my man to CTB.
Don't dawdle now!
What do you mean “These Individuals”?
Time to man up. And I ain't gonna sugarcoat.
You on the set?
It's Nick Stevens, isn't it? That little fucker.
Paul, I think you have a fine brain, just have some spice..
Maybe y'all heard of me. Y'all heard of Alpa Chino? No?
Never go Full Retired.
Words to live by
Land of Silk and Money with Gong Li. Second Globe, third Oscar.
Hey Dave, do you have that $100? No I don't have your $10 colton!
Get on that horn and get some firepower, boy!
United States Army, 694529987.
You're just mad 'cause I'm skinny
Any tips?
Yo, that's the Bermuda Triangle, dumbass.
Whatever you do never go full ann coulter
Happy Birthday ‘Merica
I'm going potty. You want to hold my dick?
Only this time, it's different.
This is not cool!
RF-AK Staff to 121 and MARFORPAC
–I got it. –You got it upside down.
Wherever he is? Looks like he's all over the place.
Take off your clothes!
–Who are you? –That's awesome, man.
and you are not going to fail me.
Sergeant Lincoln Osiris.
–Give me that goddamn map! Fuck you! –Hey!
and they shot us over the wall, and we parachuted down.
It's good, I love it, great. But I need to…
$100 million?? I got a better idea.
Get these chickenshit shells out of here ASAFP
what the hell china! that's a bat, man!
in the ears hanging from his dog tags.
I'm Gonna Tickle You. - Hold Me, Hold Me.
Welcome to the goodie room
No offense, Kirk, I know you're the big fancy actor here,
Hiking Into A Fire Be Like
–Is that cool? –What? No!
In a weird way, I had to sort of just free myself up
Hit the plunger
five-time Academy Award winner Kirk Lazarus
ACPFM just pissed her pantsuit
And believe me, gentlemen, it will be glorious.
to believe that it was okay to be stupid or dumb.
one man chose to question his God.
What? Hell, yo. What's up, baby?
The studio wants to shut us down. That's the bad news.
'cause I got something to…
hold these men off, now!
Never go full retard
Goddamn shit-picking cock!
You are my chosen disciples.
Financed by hotheaded mega-mogul Les Grossman,
First take a big step back and fuck your own face
How about I send you a hobo's dick cheese?
Yeah!
Yeah. But those dudes was trained soldiers.
what do you mean "those people"?
I always wanted to, but I guess I just never had the courage to ask.
HERE’S MY MOTHERFUCKIN’ FARM!!
how bout I send you a hobo's dick cheese?
Never go full Beathard
That shit blew me away! I got high to that shit! You the man!
Letting loose this summer.
Hats off for going there,
–I got something to tell you. –Okay.
Oh yes my dear man More beans
Let me tast you in bed first Okay
Quick as lightning, Mercury jumped up. He took the sword from his belt. With one blow, he cut off Argus' head. Io was free from the hundred watching eyes. "How can I thank you?" Io cried. "You are not a shepherd. Tell me your name."
The circus life 280 days a year on location.
Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this.
work the pipe and swallow the gravy.
The Dudes are emerging
is action juggernaut Tugg Speedman.
The insecurity level with you guys is ridiculous!
Sose szabad fullba nyomni a kretént
I love the pussy, hell, yeah
Scorcher VI Global Meltdown The Fatties: Fart Two Satan's Alley
Hey! I want you to know something.
Big ass titties!!!
Yes.
I'll never know.
i got 200 pounds of non'yer damn biznitch
Damn! I thought the movie was bad.
Can I be tied to another post? Okay.
Me watching United
I collar up some greens
That shit ain't funny.
Yeah, I've never been in the military, per se,
What? I don't understand.
beds give me nightmares
You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, I Am Sam.
He's reaching out. We're 10,000 miles away.
Stop right there!
You went full retro man
Dustin Hoffman, Rain Man, looked retarded, act retarded, not retarded.
Next Time You See A Daikin Rep
Everybody knows you never go full Brett Favre.
you sell that box of nails meech
That shit ain’t fair
Funny, huh?
At first Mercury's music was fast. Then he changed to soft, sleepy tunes. One eye of Argus closed, then another. Mercury played on. At last one eye was open. Now Mercury's music was very soft. He played the sweetest tune he knew. Just as the music ended, the eye closed. All hundred eyes were shut. Argus was asleep!
Instead of 100 million,
Never go full mijo
When It's hot as fck outside and you're the only one that brought drinks
–Jesus. –What's going on?
Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, looked retarded, act retarded, is retarded.
They say that the movie's just about farts. It's about family,
Okay.
Floyd, Wall-Eye airborne. Welcome aboard.
trying to re-enter the Earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.
Scorcher VI Global Meltdown Coming Soon On BBC one and BBC iplayer
NEVER GO FULL USD
Upsy-daisy.
Anybody else care to give away our position to Charlie?
Satan's Alley Coming Soon On BBC three and BBC iplayer
Never go full Dallas mavericks
Never go full desperate
You wouldn't say “Chineses.”
–He blinded Jamie Lee Curtis. –Almost!
Getting ready for the week…
I was a saucier in San Antone
–This feels pretty real! –Exactly! Let's use it.
I think I can put it back in!
Yeah, man, Scorcher I was great. Let's get the fuck out of here!
The Boy Everybody Was Jealous Of.
I'll see you tonight, when I go to bed in my head movies
Oh, Jesus.
Booty Sweat and Bust-A-Nut bars available at concessions now.
… the world called on the one man who could make a difference.
I'm betting he's got more of these battles
When your coworkers ask what’s wrong with you?
Gimme that goddamn patch!
Mark Fagan
I KNOW YOU READ MY TEXT MESSAGE!!!
–Move! Move! Hello, Les! Hello! –Get your ass out of my…
Responsible gun owner.
This summer, America's favorite obese family is back.
Yeah, baby, come on. Just a little taste.
Shit! What are you fucking both doing, Good Lord!
–You look good. –Any tips?
Dang. Short-bus is taking some real hits.
The dudes are emerging.
–No. No, no, no, no, no… –All right, you know what?
Man, everyone’s gay once in a while
If I see one more head pop up, it's gonna be bullet Whac-A-Mole.
Booty Sweat
We got you loud and clear here, Les.
how bout I send you a hobo's dick cheese?
I gotta get back to the hotel, for real!
I'm a rooster illusion.
You was fartin in bathtubs... Laughing your ass off.
Really makes a guy feel pretty small.
No more frequent flier bitch miles for my boy
–They got him on the move! –That's torture, man.
Yeah, you son of a bitch!
I killed a panda.
Really swung for the fences, huh?
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Get down. Get down! Get down! Chow Yun-Fat, get the hell down!
Wishing Tugg all the best on that one.
I think I can put it back in!
They’ll slime ya the whole deal
I'll see you tonight, when I go to bed in my head movies
'Cause we're tired of being your trail donkeys!
This is insane!
Lizzie McGuire
Man, just 'cause it's a multilayered agenda of the cabal don't make it not true!
never go full slow trader
The AL is emerging
Smoke!
I mean, are we in a crisis?
A bigger bonus?
All right. Yeah.
It's Les Grossman. He throws these words around.
die in the jungle, alone, for some money and a G5?
and they gave it to Crocodile Dundee.
Yeah, it's a huge deal for me, are you kidding?