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Crazy customers huh?
...swing it back in. That's the key.
You should have lived in the '20s and '30s. Men wore hats all the time then.
- ...and probably a lot better than you. - Well, bully for you.
I thought she was pregnant.
You sure you like these sunglasses?
Like you've ever been bobulated.
- What did you do to my car? - I couldn't help it!
And I don't want you to say it. I want you to put some beg in it. Go on.
I can't even pull in there.
What did you do to my car?
- Great. - I didn't know.
No, I really don't.
Well, bully for you.
Chaos! It reduces us to jungle law.
Man that Michael Jordan is a fucking moron.
Come on up! The fight's almost starting.
Well, I didn't know you wanted to go.
You know why you can't go in front-first? I'll tell you why.
You must know. — I must know.
You didn't even have to take it out to dinner.
I mean, I'll sleep in my car if I have to.
All right, but your begging needs a lot of work.
I got a truck full of ice cream here!
You got a prayer.
- But he didn't take it. - Hey! It's his space!
Why don't you start taking the bus.
Officer, he backed up from down the street!
All right, now you're gonna see some parallel parking.
People will kill each other for a parking space in New York.
I'm sorry. I don't care for that sorry.
- No, he wasn't. - All that matters is who was there first.
- You gotta open the vault. - Open my vault?!
I got it at a flea market today.
Dreams can come true. What did I tell you?
Never mind who I am. I know who I am. Do you know who you are?
- I'll pay for it. - You don't understand.
So you're against me now?
If you didn't think I was parking, why did you put it in headfirst?
- Your friend here has real problems. - Me?
- What's the difference? - Because I know him too...
Well, somebody better move something soon!
Everybody in New York City knows there's gotta be way more cars...
I really think it looks good.
You heard the man.
Hey.
- Well, I'm going. - If he's going, I'm not going!
Of course I hear that.