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Good one.
That makes sense.
This is the final boarding call for flight 009.
You sat back and let him have her. You didn't fight.
And you say "Oh, that's nice."
-And that he found it funny, not sexy? -Yes.
Look, I'm going to have a kid someday. Okay?
Maybe we shouldn't pay our phone bill. Free phone sex.
It's like a snake pit.
Maybe this is how they punish us.
I think...
What are you doing? That's too heavy. Give it here.
We'll work it around his schedule, so he doesn't have to quit school.
Emily said I was pretty good.