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You guys were worried I wouldn't even have one.
Is this porn?
You know how, when you're walking down the street...
Because it's harder to raise them and the added expense.
Can you pick me up one of those Toblerone bars at the airport?
Go to London!
Well I'll have a new dream! Three kids and no money
-Is that the heartbeat? -That's it.
Do we pay for this?
No "Nice apartment, bet the bedrooms are huge"?
...because his super-fertile sister's having three babies.
How was your flight?
Did you say you love her?
-Let's enjoy" -Don't do the accent. It really bums me out.
You're in college?
...or still around like you might have died waiting for the phone to ring?
I'm only allowed one piece of carry-on.
-What's that? -Treeger's snaking the shower drain.
Baby Franklin #3 Due March 2022
There's not much chance you did hear that.
Same thing happened to me.
What?
Did you ever asked you dad that?
She doesn't know who she wants. Me or this "Colin" guy.
And someday that kid is going to ask me if I ever turned off free porn.
-Are you sure? -No.
-What was that? -I just put my fist through another wall.
No, that's all right.
MY COWORKERS AND I AFTER THE BOSS HAS A POWER TRIP
It's a Relaxi-Taxi!