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Okay, so, listen, here's the thing.
I'm-I'm sorry.
He's in a pretty tough spot. I don't call him "Dad."
95% of fruit has usually been in someone's
Hey, how do you like a taste of the good life? Ya sack of shit.
My lips are sealed, guys. Then unseal them, or I'll
about cursive, dude? Uh... cursive?
shoulder up a little bit. The way that you...
Oh, I blame you, too. You and and the other hookers he
You're a fat slut!
What? Yeah, no, no, I'm gonna drink
That is a horrible thing to do to another human being!
Do I look cool? What do you want?
No, you're making that up. You don't know that.
prostitutes. They're trafficked in.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God, this is crazy.
looking at myself in the two-way mirror and I kept reading this
want a little outside help. I specialize in bird law mostly,
establish dominance, and that's the only reason he was in his
That's really depressing, and how do you lose
Just let me... you know, let me coax them out.
then? Weirdest thing, I'm sitting
depressing place. You guys are depressing.
that's why you could never have a catch with me, remember?
Has he not said it? Because I'm telling you, he just...
Well, then what did you confess about?
You guys, what if we took out a life insurance policy on the
When I get my money, I want to buy a new cell phone.