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How do I look? Do I look cool? Give it a rest.
Yeah. And, Dennis, you're up.
Let's not make any of it known.
Right. Yeah, yeah.
And you say, "Hey, how do you like a taste of the good life,
fantastic. The man's trying to kill
I-I brought a picture of Mom
I call him Mr. Cocksucker, 'cause he sucks so many cocks
Okay, so, uh, I like a good mani-pedi.
Okay, well-well, was he here on the night of the murder?
showing Bill that life is happy. Bill's a lying, cheating,
You are his AA sponsor, right?
They're gonna kill me in here.
fruit during the act. What?
the nearby power plant. The captain has tested negative
Me-yes
for alcohol and drugs. The guy wasn't even drunk!
Uh, here he comes. Oh, here he comes.
You know, they probably all sign their name with those weird,
Oh, yeah. That's great. You get your hangnails all
Yeah.
Edwardo was in my mouth And Luther was in my butt
- Saved me? - Yeah.
custody for murder of a state witness who was brutally
Yeah, the gals at the nail salon there-- yeah, they're
It'll be fine. No, uh, uh, sorry, uh, Mr.
He came to talk to us about something important.
Well, I did it. I confessed. Why aren't you in handcuffs
Oh, they're in my face. Great. Um, I don't really
Um, listen, you guys, your dad-- he needs your help right now.
do not love you. You're a punk." He called me too fat to be a
are you doing? You can't threaten this guy.
Yeah, we did it! They're gonna nail this Eduardo
Yeah, I-I-I-I-I hear you, Dad.
It is my gift to you. This is... this is great.