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fruit during the act. What?
Yeah, the gals at the nail salon there-- yeah, they're
showing Bill that life is happy. Bill's a lying, cheating,
Well, I did it. I confessed. Why aren't you in handcuffs
Okay, so, uh, I like a good mani-pedi.
Okay, well-well, was he here on the night of the murder?
Oh, yeah. That's great. You get your hangnails all
Yeah, I-I-I-I-I hear you, Dad.
custody for murder of a state witness who was brutally
It is my gift to you. This is... this is great.
Yeah, we did it! They're gonna nail this Eduardo
And you say, "Hey, how do you like a taste of the good life,
fantastic. The man's trying to kill
Yeah. And, Dennis, you're up.
Me-yes
I call him Mr. Cocksucker, 'cause he sucks so many cocks
Um, listen, you guys, your dad-- he needs your help right now.
- Saved me? - Yeah.
are you doing? You can't threaten this guy.
do not love you. You're a punk." He called me too fat to be a
Right. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
the nearby power plant. The captain has tested negative
He came to talk to us about something important.
for alcohol and drugs. The guy wasn't even drunk!
Edwardo was in my mouth And Luther was in my butt
Uh, here he comes. Oh, here he comes.
Let's not make any of it known.
You are his AA sponsor, right?
They're gonna kill me in here.
It'll be fine. No, uh, uh, sorry, uh, Mr.
Oh, they're in my face. Great. Um, I don't really
How do I look? Do I look cool? Give it a rest.
I-I brought a picture of Mom
You know, they probably all sign their name with those weird,