Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Come on, bring it right. - I've had about enough of this shit.

DOGE IS DEAD. I KNOW.

Are you up for this one, Maverick?

Who's side are you on?

Mustang this is Maverick requesting a flyby

Who was spotting Fokker while you were showboating in this gym?

If you don't mind, I'll just take a quick shower while you're finishing up here.

He's coming around on our tail!

Damnit, that's twice. I want Butts.....washed back

YOU CANNOT AVOID THE JETWASH!

Gentleman this is the real thing. This is what you've been trained for. You are America's best. Make us proud.

I feel the need . . . the need for Beed!

Tom, this is Pete Mitchell. Tom Kazansky.

You're dangerous And foolish

- Good morning. The temperature is 110. - Viper's up here? Great. Oh, shit.

I'll come back when I am god damn good and ready!

Well, the list is long, but distinguished…

Maverick, you big stud...

If we don't hear from Mike, you know what to do!

Get him into Illinois. Soon.

Targosz is up and ready in alert 5

The World’s in Trouble…

Maybe I Could Be A Truck Driver

Then you broke another one with that circus stunt fly-by.

You don't think I know that?

They are our best source of information on enemy aircraft.

There's two O's in Goose

I gotta send somebody from this squadron to Miramar!

- We've lost Hollywood. - Launch Maverick.

When that one girl Takes forever on the PSAT

I can't hear you!

AEP - End of Day 1

You made a bad choice.

i feel the need...the need to fill ahmad with seed.

Have a good day

MAV, DO YOU HAVE THE NUMBER FOR THE CAD/PAD TEAM? I MIGHT NEED THAT.

You weren't gonna say goodbye?

Traut’s going ballistic. Go get ‘em!

Hi, Maverick, come on in. How are you? Sure you're feeling okay?

you, asshole, you're lucky to be here!

It's "Mr. Spider" to you...

She’s got that loving feelin bruh

Wood's been hit. Wood's been hit!

But I wasn't going to leave without saying goodbye

- He just might not make it back. - Keep sending him up.

Gutsiest move I ever saw

Any of you boys seen an engage server around here?

You're the only family I've got. I'm not gonna let you down. I promise.

"your friend was magnificent" - Shelton's Mom

I'm not going to sit here and blow sunshine up your ass lieutenant

We’re Gonna Have a Good Time

Mustang this is Voodoo 3. Spy Ballon shoot down

alright class today we're learning about fake captions on movie gifs

when your fave co worker leaves

Top Gun was created to teach ACM. Air Combat Manoeuvring. Dogfighting.

What do you mean? It doesn't get to look any better than that.

Hi it's Wolfman

- Sit down. - Thank you.

You, never, never ... change your aws alias

The list is long but distinguished so is Eddie’s Johnson

Where'd who gooo?

I was afraid they'd see right through me.

Airway Dysfunction and Sleep Disordered Breathing This is a Target Rich Environment...

Well it doesn’t seem so in this case now does it

I want some butts!

They're probably saying "holy shit, it's Kayla and Eric Pincus."

SORRY, BUT IT’S TIME TO BUZZ THE PHOTOGRAPHER

You're everyone's problem. That's because everytime you trade, you're unsafe.

- There they are. - The MiG's in perfect firing position.

Kuenzel's bugging out

consilium U Fantasy Football Training Class

Don’t tease me.

Get out of here.

Roger. Maverick has the ball. Maverick Cole Rudd. 10-24-17. 1128 hours.

Campbell. iwrotewithheroldman

no, he did man. its a really great podcast.

Why isn't my ship in the hangar? Server's overloaded. We can't spawn any ships yet, sir.

During Vietnam, that ratio fell to 3-1. Our pilots were dependant on missiles.

Scottie to Åberg

They carry the Exocet anti-ship missile. They can fire it from 100 miles away.

So tell me about the Covid da vitch

Tower This Is Ghostrider Requesting A Fly-By.

and over here we have contestant number 18... if it's gonna be like karrinyupping in tokyo!

Show me the way home

talk to me, buse.

Scott you got the Mig on your left

- I'm moving in. I've got the shot. - Come on, Mav.

This is going to be complicated.

You were F league, they were E league They quit, now your are E league

Put in hack twice by me with a history of high-speed passes -

On each combat sequence you're gonna meet a different challenge.

Because the sander was inverted

Everybody like her.

Gregg, you’re 3/4 of a day out…. Call the ball

Shit there's two of them

When you see Aidan's haircut

I’ll put the burgers on when I’m good and ready you got that!

Tower, this is Ghostrider, requesting a fly-by. Negative, the pattern is full.

In case some of you were wondering who is the best, they are on this Perfect Mile dashboard

SAVARIA installation

(the pilots hearing from the radio) Polar Express airlines flight 180, are you a DC-10? what he means is, if they were aboard this plane: Screenshot 2024-12-12 12.00.55 PM the pilots: negative sir, boeing 787. they were aboard this plane: Screenshot 2024-12-12 12.08.48 PM

- Jesus, he's good. Where's he going? - Come on, come on. Keep coming.

- You're a lot brighter than you look. - You shut up.

I want some butts!

what became of judith shiendalin? she quit for good and got the courtroom up beachfront.

The Defence Department regrets to inform you your sons died of stupidity.

Roree this mig is all over me!!!! Get out of there Scott!!!!

James is dead. …I know…

It takes a lot more than just fancy flying.

That bogey's still behind you. I'm manoeuvring for a shot.

Well, it's bottom of the ninth and the score is tied... Time for the big one.

Mav Uber is bugging out and going home

Good morning. The temperature outside is 110 degrees

That’s pretty arrogant considering the teams in the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Thrills Come in :)

Strider (sniff)

You won’t find a finer fighter pilot anywhere in the world. General Brad Everman, callsign Francis.

When you are not happy

- Shit, there's two of them. MiG-28s! - What? What's their position?

He would have flown anyway... without you.

Your friend was magnificent

The, uh, plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies’ room

WELL, I started up on her six, and then moved in above her

Hey man, we need a Wolftech entry. Hey, we need a Wolftech entry man.

It's your option, Lieutenant. All yours.

Toast Malone.....Is Dead I Konw....

Gentlemen. You had a hell of a first day.

Enck’s life now…

Remember, boys, no points for second place.

Maybe I Could Be A Truck Driver. You Got The Number Of That Truck-Driving School?

Bitcoins OK.. I want...Chainlink.

I'd just really like to hear about the MiG sometime.

You're Watching T.O.T.S. On Disney Junior You're Watching Puppy Dog Pals On Disney Junior

I'll change the wallpaper when I'm good and ready you got that?

To be the best of the best means you make mistakes and then you go on.

Look lieutenant, I’d just really like to hear about the not sometime

I've seen all the evidence, and it's not your responsibility. It's not your fault.

I will get sacked when I am goddamn good and ready. You get that?

I will be your wingman any time.

Give me a call… I’ll coach with ya!

Time to upgrade

HELLO, DO YOU HAVE THE NUMBER FOR THE CAD/PAD TEAM I MIGHT NEED THAT

Jerry after Dak's 2nd interception in 1 half

Great Balls of fire!! Happy birthday JUN

"This Is The Real Thing. This Is What You've Been Trained For." "You are Northampton's Best"

Thank you I enjoyed being here

Incar! Let’s bring it home Viper has the lead

The rules of engagement exist for your safety and for that of your team.

Goose tells me you're in love with one of your instructors.

Two of your snot-nosed jockeys flew by by at over 400 knots. I want their butts!

MAYDAY MAYDAY Jays in a flat spin

- Call sign, Viper. - Gentlemen...

We can't launch any aircraft yet, sir.

It’s looking good so far.

Tobias to St Raphael be like

Wears you down. Get bored, lazy, or do something stupid and melee's got you.

You keep this up you'll be reviewing a cargo plane full of TLS APPENDICIES OUTTA STA

Hard deck my ass. We nailed that son of a bitch.

One MiG passing between us.

"You may not like the guys flying with you, they may not like you, but whose side are you on?"

Keeping up interstellar relations.

I was, you know, taking a shit in his engine.

I got tone Good tone

The Top Gun trophy is still up for grabs So every point counts

When I first met you, you were larger than life.

Any of you boys seen an F-35 Around here?

Coffee Pot is ready to brew on Alert Five

when your co worker leaves and you don't take the news well

Erste Verlierer

We nailed that son of a bitch.

Everytime I use the laser detector

I'm on his tail. I'm going for the shot right now. Roger, engaged!

too old for shots, switching to Manhattans

Come on brother Do some of that salesman shit

So is my Johnson

Not gonna blow sunshine up your ass

No, I'm not done with Baltimore yet. Excuse me?