Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A- well-a bird, bird, bird B- Bird is the word
Okay, so, what are you doing here?
You're sweet as chocolate cake
...you won't mind if I pee on these Amy Grant CDs.
A- bird, bird, bird Bird's the word
Griffin residence, Peter speaking.
The Last Mimzy.
- You're Jesus Christ. - No, I'm not.
...he pressed a button and sent it to voicemail.
Yo no tengo brazos como hacen falta
So You got it all figured out, do ya?
'Cause we're close as Beezus And Ramona Quimby are
I'll let you have sex with my daughter.
Hey, hey, Lois.
You know what, give me your phone. I bet he'll pick up.
That's right. That's Jesus Christ right here.
- What? - Something very special, Lois.
- Heard what? - Don't!
-I thought that would be big news. -You thought what would be big news?
I didn't have time to poop before the guests arrived.
If this is the movie you'd like to see, say yes now.
I AM STRANGE
- What are you talking about? - Oh, have you not heard?
Season three of Full House is out on DVD March 5th.
You want the truth? I think it's time for me to go.
I heard what you were saying. You know nothing of my work.
Oh My God Emmet Are You All Right?
Please welcome from the Bible, Jesus Christ. Oh, Jesus?
- Okay, but I don't get off until 7. - Great, we'll have a blast.
A- bird, bird, bird The bird's the word
Again. Again. I love repetition.
Ha-ha. He was on the Internet, and I'm in college. Ha-ha.
Who the hell do you have to see, dumb baby? We’re friends with the graduates.
- It's all right, T, they're with me. - Hey, J.C., what's up?
It was my understanding that everyone has heard.
Excuse me sir, I’m looking for the graduates, Leela Turanga and Hermes Conrad. Where’s your party?
Well, what are you gonna do about it?
...drew a smiley face on his own testicle to make his son laugh...?