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I do. Me too.
Taxi!
- I met Larry King. - Name dropper!
His eyes are bluish
Am I gonna enjoy this meal. Not like last night.
- Cracked? - Yeah.
Put that thing away. We're trying to eat dinner.
A- well-a bird, bird B- Bird is the word
Benny, everybody Spaceship Attacks North Korean Bomb Explosion Knows That The Bird Is The World
Everybody knows That the bird is the word
2 x 7 x 2477 = 34678
...Elvis.
Sure, everybody knows That the bird is the word
- You guys are good to go. - Thanks, man.
Africa by Toto is gone.
I wouldn't count on it, Lois.
I'll let you have sex with my daughter.
Jesus, can you believe you're gonna get to meet Jay Leno?
vortex ow my belly hurts loona i fucking hate niggers
Ah. He's doing that thing he did in the storybook.
Yay, Jesus! That's my buddy, Jesus.
And come Sunday, bam, I rise from the dead.
- You're gonna turn it into wine. - Cool.
Look, just go to sleep, all right?
Ah. What's up? Su-Fi. Boo.
Peter, one. Jesus, zero.
Meg, everybody knows That the bird is the word
When you eat an ice-cream cone, and it's cold, and you're all:
You seem like a nice guy. Come over to my house for dinner.
Everything Is Cool When Your Part Of A Team
Lady on the toilet The bird is the word
Hey, can you get me a Cracked magazine?
Hey, frightened little child The bird is the word
...shoved a sponge full of vinegar in my mouth and killed me.
Okay. I'll do her.
I guess it turns out I'm just as human as anyone else.