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- What are you talking about? - Oh, have you not heard?
Hey, look. Lindsay Lohan just took her top off.
I'm sure deep down, he's still the same old Jesus.
A- well-a penis, penis, penis p- penis is the word
A- bird, bird, bird The bird's the word
Hey, what are you, a robot?
Me and Jesus
SHIT BOI FUCK ME
Look, fame and success do crazy things to people, Peter.
- Did you go to North Providence? - No.
With my new friend Peter
A- well-a bird... Surfin '
Have the boys in the lab confirm this.
- I sure am gonna miss him. - Me too.
A- well-a bird, bird, bird B- Bird is the word
I’m gonna ask you this only once…
This is gonna be fun. I'm gonna stick my head out the sunroof...
- Hey, Jesus, welcome to the show. - Thanks. Glad to be here.
I've been sampling the nightlife here. I raised River Phoenix from the dead.
A- bird, bird, bird The bird is the word
According to Gallup Polls...
This guy is gonna be huge.
And he's also Jewish But he's not the least bit rude
- No. - You have confirmed 300.
Excuse me sir, our friend Leela Turanga got picked to sing Dreamgirls with my cousins Tina, Gene, and Louise. And this is also a surprise for my cousin Roberta. Oh, the cyclop girl with the purple hair and the white tank top?
...and when I did, I got suspended for five days?
I lost my train of thought, but this is really exciting. I'm having a blast.
Uh, I forgot to tell you. I have a doctor's appointment today.
I don't feel so good.
A- well-a bird, bird, bird Well, the bird is the word
Who are “the graduates”? Leela Turanga and Hermes Conrad.
Me and Jesus What a happy pair
The graduates are in the room to your left. What do they look like? Hermes is the guy with the Santa glasses and that olive green suit, and Leela is the cyclop girl with that white tank top and black smooth pants.
Who did what, Emmet? Yes, Emmet, what has you upset
That's funny, because I happen to have Jesus Christ right here.
Peter, will you give that song a rest?
A- well-a bird, bird, bird Well, the bird is the word
I gotta go.
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