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Man: welcome to Jack in the box. May I have your order?
I was kind of wondering why you're not doing it.
Larry: I don't know what to do.
Oh. it's kind of a long story,
- It's a good rule. - You have to draw a line. Kidneys is past the line.
They won't let me order unless I'm in a car.
- Please. - what about him?
What the hell, man? Why did you touch my hair?
Didn't you have some idiot cousin living out here or something?
Okay, here we go.
I'd like, um...
but it goes down easy, and it comes out fast.
that is the deal, but we...
Let me do that. I'm closing my eyes, but now I'm asking you...
- Hey. - this is Jeff.
could I have you step up to the glass?
You're his oldest and closest friend.
you know, wondering what's going on.
instead of going through all this drowning-saving business?
Okay, you're really reaching now.
- You're the loser. - No, you're the loser.
- Trust me. Times 30. - Uh, you're not really getting my drift.
- The ass is part of my snuggle. - No, it's not.
No, that means you're out
You could startat 8:00 though.
I'm using the ass as a lever to draw you in.
( Whispering ) i got to start with me.
- I'm his manager. - Okay.
- Well, doesn't that make you feel good? - No.
Might as well be called manson manson.
( Crying ) I See A Squid!
That's like asking me to play golf against Tiger Woods. Play you in bingo?
I have good news, gentlemen.
- Fine. - we'll do eeny meeny miney moe.
You were consoling me and that's... That's consolation to me.
( Chatter on TV )