Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Has everyone heard of Harry Enfield? Has everyone heard of Harry Enfield?

- So it's... Rachel? - Tim.

Big day today. The Swindon mob are arriving.

Anyway... come into my boudoir.

Stop! Move away from the cookie jar!

I'm not gay. In fact, I can honestly say I've never come over a little queer!

Some of you seem to have got off on the wrong foot with me. Yeah?

"Birds" instead of "women", "darkies" instead of "coloureds".

That's... right.

- Was it? How is he? - He's fine. You don't even know him.

I could change it. I could just say big cock and not mention the colour.

Looking after's the wrong term to use because we're both... good to meet you though.

He'll now have to delegate twice as much work!

- He was funny though. - Often an amateur will stitch up a professional.

And what she's thinking of is a black man's cock.

"Yeah one final thing. My wife loves you... but I don't agree with that in the workplace!"

Why did you think you'd go to Jennifer but not me?

Lee, I wouldn't get caught behind there today, mate,

I was not advocating the use of drugs. I was talking to someone on their level.

- You haven't visited for ages. - Yeah. Well I'm busy now,sort of a bit snowed under.

One at a Coventry conference, some of us put on a little review,

So what you're saying is that black people ought to be flattered that

Just an example of the laughs we have here

- I think they do. - No they don't, Gareth.

- I didn't like it either. - Right. Proves my point. Swindon. You're new. You don't know me.