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Renal failure is what keeps me up at night.
They were dancing and chanting,
Getting her doctorate at Caltech, soon to be engaged...
Oh.
Why does it itch so much?
The table you were sitting at after you and your aunt
and... [sighs] I don't know what to tell them.
or my insane PowerPoint skills.
I could've taken an Uber.
Deal with it.
could be reduced to a single sentence, but there it was.
[chuckles]
Yeah, Ira, I do, but I'm fasting today.
Are you kidding?
I heard from half a dozen aunties that you yelled at college counselor Ron,
Lord Ganesh doesn't need to see my daughter
You have to be nice to them because you're Indian.
Now, everybody repeat after me.
I'll find you later.
You remember her useless white husband Ron?
[song continues]
I said, "No matter why you have chosen to curse them,
which is a whole other thing.
-[Devi] Harish. -Devi, hey.
Is it Ramadan?
with the coyote,
when everyone is whispering about you.