Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And honestly, all I want to do is eat a doughnut,

♪ Down, down to the ground ♪

I don't have an Aladdin,

[chuckes] Yeah, I agree.

Hey, kids, move.

That's very touching, um...

Over my dead body.

Devi, what did you do?

[sarcastically] Where do I start?

Just take your slime and go.

What idea? That I love my husband less because my roots aren't showing?

I want people to take me seriously.

♪ Well, baby, I’m waking up ♪

I feel bad for her.

[laughs] In your face.

who can get you a very nice wheelchair for cheap.

Too much going on, for Ganesh Puja? That bitch.

-A Muslim. -[Kamala gasps]

I don't really feel at home right now in my choice of clothing.

Then what makes you interesting?

Two rows of seats. Dolby 5.1 surround sound.

You know, my kids ask about their grandparents,

It's so low-rent.

I love being Indian. [scoffs]

Well, I didn't want to let myself go completely.

Let me know if she stops walking again,

My closest Indian friend is a woman I met seven minutes ago.

and he's so into being Native American.

[McEnroe] It had been a week since Devi's violent encounter

He's the community spiritual leader and also really knows how to work a room.

[laughs] Don't miss.

Leasing is still a financial commitment!

I just thought, "Am I gonna be this insecure Indian guy,

I read Vietnam vets their Bill O'Reilly books.

[McEnroe] Aunties are older Indian women who have no blood relationship to you,

Oh, wonderful. Could you take me to The Home Depot?

...unexpected overtures from certain people at school...

[chants in Sanskrit]

Yeah. What about it?

I just don't want to take a photo.