Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I mean, usually I don't, but especially today.

Have you spoken to Ron yet?

-Two Mercedes? -Lucky.

Thanks for the ride. Go, Lakers!

[chatter and drums in background]

Eh. Who cares what other people think?

Ew, Mom. Don't say "of age."

-Whoa. He loaded. -Yes, he is.

♪ Down to the ground ♪

You tweeted a "thank you" to a Target ad telling you to have a happy Labor Day.

Go get him, Devi.

You seemed so popular, we didn't want to take up seats for your friends.

-Namaste, Pandit Raj. -Hello, Pandit-ji

It makes me sound like a girl in a douche commercial.

What's next? Prime Minister Modi on Postmates?

Our Pandit in an Uber?

Today is Ganesh Puja.

You want any doughnuts with that?

Uh, you know my niece, Kamala, right?

To Ganesh Puja?

I'm gonna be an atheist, who eats cheeseburgers every day

I'm really looking forward to it. Yeah.

[McEnroe] Great segue, Devi. Effortless.

I'm a student at this high school, actually.

Thanks for the ride.

Shouldn't you be at Stanford, like, playing frisbee with a computer?

because he just wants to be friends.

We're just obsessed with fountains.

[sighs] Good girl.

only got 28 kids into Ivies last year, but I wanted 30.

Anyhow, I hope you all found some clarity in your prayers today.