Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Puppy's been seeing some blond or brunette?

...who may wanna have natural childbirth.

Come on. Blue team's getting ahead over here.

I know I should've called instead of just showing up.

Your clerk's been embezzling, your favorite cat's left?

...before the season even starts.

Well, my parents aren't alive.

Does it feel like there's another whole person inside you playing soccer...

...and I have a few of them myself.

If there's going to be a father.

...means everything to me.

I got the pillows, you've got the pelvis. What do you say we--?

It was the day of the big canoe trip.

And I don't really much care who the father was.

...now, here, at 5:00 in the morning is because....

But I don't feel like that's what this is all about.

Good old Nurse Bridges.

"And imagine yourself floating on a cloud...

I mean, about what stuff?

But I have to take control of my life again.

I wanna be the best father that I can be.

She's depending on you.

Accessorizing becomes more important than ever...

You don't strike me as someone who can't get dates.

Make her get back on track. Make her focus.

How do you do? David Addison.

Yes. No. It's fine. Really, it is.

Now, I see some of you looking at me going:

...being eight months pregnant and all, you know.

Bath gel, emery boards...

I just needed to say it.

Now, one more deep, cleansing breath.

Listen, you got a sister or a cousin or an aunt or something?

I'm a heck of a nice guy.

I appreciate that you have some reservations...