Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, not the worst.
And all in all, I've done pretty well for myself.
There are...
...and come running to me and say, "Hi, Daddy."
...I wanna know all this.
This is a lot to respond to, isn't it?
That's not what I meant.
Problem number one: I don't think she wants to play house with me.
...right now, cooling her jets about 2000 miles from here.
But see, that's not really important.
I just-- I wanna learn, I wanna be ready. I wanna be able to help.
Please ask me.
For you?
Good.
Eureka. The shoulder.
No, no. Actually, only the left side of my brain was dead.
Wouldn't you read for me?
Counselor in training.
Very nice.
-Who is it? -Avon calling.
But this is about couples...
...I want all you moms to tense one spot of your body...
-Oh, that's me, come on in. -Oh, good.
Mysteriously left out of granny's estate?
Obviously, you've never bobbed for apples.
I kept waiting for Alexander Scourby to come by and say:
I'm looking for the instructor of this Lamaze class.
It's like....
You aren't feeling a little nervous, are you?
-What things? -Mother things.
...and most of the time, I don't even wait until the morning,
I know what you're thinking.
O'Neill, you can be the wake-up fairy today.
So not only can I play Elgar's "Cello Concerto"...
The package of childbirth books. This isn't from you?
-Highland Elementary School. -Great.
Sit down. Have a seat. Make yourself comfortable.
...lo see our grandchild as often as we can.
I know I sound like a nut, but I'm not really, honest.
Coaches, get your partners comfortable...
I registered for her class alone...
Babies take up less space than husbands.
I already poured you your wine, right?
Just pretend that you're at home in bed together.
...and I wanna have this baby at home. My home.
Well, that's perfect because I'm taking Maddie down to Michelle's...
Not about being a parent.
So you wanna play house with your girlfriend, I take it?
On the count of three, we'll take a deep, cleansing breath.