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- What? You slept with Jason? - You had already broken up.
That she left you for a woman that likes women?
Oh, yeah. No, I know. I haven't been using it much.
Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money?
Yeah, like that's a word.
I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom.
But, see, it was a plan, you know? It was clear.
Hello?
Man, can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?
You know, I feel like I've lost her.
Plastic seats? Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans?
- But I haven't used my card in weeks. - That is the unusual activity.
You know what? I better pass on the game.
Oh, you're fine, yeah, for a first job.
Uh-huh.
Now, that was fun.
And deaf.
Probably kill myself.
Was my...
Today's the day Carol and I...
No, you were right.
You did this part.
And then he woke up and there was this big plant...
?
Oh he’s so cute
Do you have a plan? l don't even have a pla
Uh, Rachel has left the building.
- I was hoping you wouldn't remember. - Oh.
Oh.
I mean, what if all we've got are...