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I didn't want to be like one of those hoarders on television.
You look like Aunt Esther in this.
Hop in. See if this is the one.
No one can arrest me.
After the first meeting,
♪ I drank from the fountains ♪
Oh, my God.
Ohh...
but he's still a little depressed.
That's what I'm talking about.
and no one beat the fuck out of you?
Fucking morbid.
I'm trying to do the right thing.
I love his meat.
and how much I love being with you
I... I can breathe.
Because I think you can do better than 38.
Fuck, that's baller.
Let's see what's inside. Yes.
They prefer knobs,
Yeah. And, you know,
I believe in reason,
♪ And lightness has a call ♪
Well, I have hatha mind...
the talk. The whole polyamory idea
♪ I went to the mountains ♪
Whose baby was that anyway?
♪ ♪ ["Someone To Watch Over Me" on piano]
[scoff]
Uh, where you from?
All: L'chaim!
I'm pretty sure you used that same joke in 5774.
No. Me. I'm... I'm a transvestite.
My name is Gittel. You know my name is Gittel.
Stay... Chosa, stay here.
We're just going to make it perfect for you today.
All right, who's got a license?
and they all stay 21.
You know, y... you're in my library.
Oh, Mom, ew.
Hold on, hold on.
See?
Hey.
When are you coming home, huh?