Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I get to serve coffee for the next eight hours.

- What? - It will be like we're gal pals.

And because you're both, you know, white women.

What would Jack and Chrissy do?

Maybe too much.

Just leave everything.

Let me just get my coat. There isn't time!

...vascular surgery...

I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes.

...and you should be okay.

...but all he cares about is his stupid boat.

Yeah, like a chimney.

So does her roomate.

You know, like at a restaurant. It'll be fun! Come on.

You've chosen a boyfriend exactly like your father.

But since I am the roommate, I can tell you she's not here.

The One With Two Parties

I'll get candles and my mom's lace tablecloth.

But it has to be now. She'll be back any minute.

And when we did help, he'd scream at us for doing it wrong.

All right, I'm hitting the road.

Okay, Mom, I'll make an appointment.