Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It also means no more cutting the tampons in two,

Damn it, Michael.

Damn it, Pam. Get out.

but I don't have time, okay? Okay.

Good. And the dry cleaners?

If you guys stay, I will stop watering down the soap.

Do you want some medicine, Monika?

Actually, we're in a mild recession right now, I'll give you that,

I would like un muffin du blueberry, por favor.

Why not just go one for the year?

Why do you even need soap? Are you that bad at going to the bathroom?

It keeps me honest.

because I hear he's a very reasonable guy.

Dwight, take it down.

B.T.B (bring that booty) What. (Oh hell no.)

What does that mean?

Michael, how do I create a new tab?

and science and geography and math and literary.

of where the world economy's heading in 2011?

Are you gonna just sit there, office administrator,

I found that in the waiting room at the dentist's office.

Twenty minutes a day, all feet, no hands,

I'll just learn about China

If you run hard enough and long enough

It's too big a pill to swallow.

and that's what you said about sales.

Why do you even need soap? Are you that bad at going to the bathroom?

I don't know what the f--k that was.

So much for keeping our secrets up high.

Did you know that China has a new missile

Pam, I think we're gonna crush the Parents Are People song at the birthday party. I hope we get it because we're a couple. Or I hope Karen and Jack get it because they would be funny.

You are moments away from the smack down of your life.

You need to change your standard of what’s worthy of a text